UH OH

I'm screwed then.

I'm scared

O_o

either a bunch of flying apes in formation of 2 giant fans spin so fast that i get sent flying and crash into something or i am such a big fan of apes that i walk up to one and ask for their autograph and get mauled

lol

What’s is a greg

Wait a Gamer_Dude is gonna kill me?

Lucky, I get killed by a potato.

How is that lucky

I'd rather be known as the person that died from a Gamer_Dude and not a potato

Lol

I suppose

What do I get killed by

A bleeding butthole.

AH!-

Ok but fr tho a Gamer_Dude got so angry playing COD that he threw his controller in my heart killing me

LMAO
BUT WHAT HAPPENS TO ME??!?!?!?

You get disdaged (Idfk dude lol)

I get killed by myself?

Idk why is ur username "Disdage" in the first place lol

IDK my parents came up with it when i made my first video game account and it just stuck

Oh ok lol

Yes

Yup, a Gamer_Dude got so angry playing COD that he threw his controller in my heart killing me

Jkjk

Lol

uh oh

Um

you ingest a "pantaloon" and die

Im gonna get scrapped °-°

SOMEONE IS GONNA TURN ME INTO SCRAPS, HOW DOES THAT WORK

Well, ig I am killed by my own kind
Rip me

literally anything could happen to me

Oh no

Nah bro if you replaced dog with hot women it would be great

Killed by a tiny fire monkey Pokémon.

dragonz kill me

what the literal f**k

A gardevoir will kill you

in another way

OKAY THAT WENT TOO FAR

i mean "killing" me

that is the same thing

so you think ill die from "smashing" a gardevoir no i wont i will be overwhelmed by pure happiness though

for everyone who doesn't understand

Someone need to explain me this

u ate a stone

A-
SALT ????

what

Is salt technically a stone..?

idk ig

For my username

Ed beats you with a stone

But I'm Ed...

No, Ed Sheeran.

...?

The famous singer