Hey that’s my job 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

lol

Bitch ass bitter back off

nawww

Better*

bitter

Like my humor

naw

Like my moms coffee

oh

same

Lmao

lol

*consumes your dick ferociously*

LMAO I DONT HAVE ONE THOUGH

shit uhhhhhhhh *licks your feet viciously*

bro as a dancer i dont think you wanna do that 💀

are you seriously telling me that i shouldn't lick your feet?

yes?

well too bad imma do it anyways

ew

i feel bad for you

why?

SURE

thats just weird

you are a strange one

i know, but i'd still do it

WAIT A SEC!

what

thats even grosser than licking pedestrian feet

im still fine with that

IT WASNT WITH CONSENT

CANCEL HIM GUYS

UHH UM I UHH I NNEVER SAAID ANy OF THAT IT WAS MY CAT HE WAALKKED OVER THE KEYBOARD

youre licking dancer feet

im fine with that

NOPE NOPE NOPE NO EXCUSES!!!!

UHH WHO SAID THAt WAS AAN AEXCUSE THAT WAaS THE TRUTH

How could you let yourself get caught like that

I hope it’s not mine

it's gonna be yours, and every other users too

N O O O

real

no

lol

time for murder

NOOO

darn

lol sorry

zero

No you’re wrong

Theres Ryn and a few more

WOAH WOAH WOAH

take ryn out of the list

Lets add him to the “future husbands of del” list instead

NONNONONONONO

>:)

ABSOLUTELY NOT

What you said but remove the “not”

no

Yes*

Your auto correct is tripping

IM ON A COMPUTER

Whyd you download auto correct on a computer?

I actually turned it off

Oh.

Then why did it change “yes” to “no” a second ago?

nothing changed

Mom,
Jesus doesnt like liars.

good thing i dont lie

Ugh fine

good

now be serious

i do not have simps i just have weird people in my dms

Im sure theres at least one person who simps for you

You’re famous after all.

LMAO I AM NOT FAMOUS

Y E S
Y O U
A R R

Lol

Lol

A typo turned me into a pirate 🤦‍♂️

what are you a pirate

💀💀💀