MOONLIGHT IS SUNLIGHT. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD NEVER BREATHS. MALE MOSQUITOS ARE VEGETARIAN. YOU CAN SEE YOUR NOSE WHEREVER YOU LOOK YOUR BRAIN JUST CHOOSES TO IGNORE IT. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR BOTH OF YOUR EYES TO EVER HAVE BLINKED THE SAME NUMBER OF TIMES. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A CHILD NAMED KAREN. YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A WHITE TV. WHICH REINDEER RAN OVER GRANDMA? HOW DOES YOUR TOWEL GET DIRTY IF YOU COME OUT THE SHOWER CLEAN? IF YOU DROP A SPONGE ON THE FLOOR DOES THE SPONGE GET DIRTY OR THE FLOOR GET CLEAN? YOUR LIPS TOUCH WHEN YOU SAY SEPARATE BUT NOT WHEN YOU SAY TOGETHER. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
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