Jack: OK WHO'S THE MOTHERF**KER WHO TOUCHED MY COMMANDER CODY ACTION FIGURE (irl if anybody messed with anything of my Commander Cody related they would be so dead)
POV; YOUR A BIG STAR WARS FAN AND WERE COLLECTING ACTION FIGURES OF COURSE ONE DAY ONE IS WAAAAYYY OUT OF PLACE(YOUR CODY ACTION FIGURE) WHO'S ... IN YOUR ... FRIDGE?