Alr here:
Ah, winter. The season of wonder, warmth, and... well, freezing your tush off. I mean, seriously, it's so cold out there these days that penguins are wearing parkas! And, don't even get me started on the snow. It's like every time you shovel your driveway, it snows again just to mess with you. And we all know that one person who loves winter sports, like skiing or snowboarding, as if they didn't know sledding is only for kids. But hey, at least winter has one positive side, it's the only season when it's socially acceptable to binge-watch Netflix all day while you’re wrapped in a cocoon of blankets. Just don't forget to come up for air, folks.