dont worry about it, ill lick it up for you so we can have sex later

Pause.

continue

Ò^Ó

onwy im supposed to puke on the carpet

and hwoo said yus was awoud to puke on da cwapet!!

Ò~Ó

what the sam hell

what the f**k

But this is my cwapet I puked here fiwst

ÙwÚ

nyuh uhh!

u dwont have anye pwoof.

ò-ó

Yes I do! (shows security footage of me puking 2 weeks ago)

>w<

what the f**k

ewwww!

fwine its yowas.

-_-

what the f**k

UwU (sleeps on vomit carpet)

what the f**k

what the f**k

what the f**k

real

РОССИЯ ВОССОЕДИНИТСЯ, КАК ЭТО БЫЛО В ВО ВРЕМЯ РАСПОЛОЖЕНИЯ РОССИЙСКОЙ ИМПЕРИИ. НАТО, УКРАИНА И США НЕ МОГУТ ОСТАНОВИТЬ НАС. МЫ ОБЪЕДИНИМСЯ С КИТАЕМ И БЕЛАРУСЬЮ, ЧТОБЫ ЗАХВАТИТЬ ЕВРАЗИЮ

puffin meows aggressively and then shits on the floor when he's annoyed

W cat

and dust bowl just follows me around looking at me

awww

sometimes dust bowl and puffin sleep next to eachother but they're neutered so

dry humping

bro

puffin is more than 20 times the age of dustbowl

perfect

puffin that you!?!??!!?q!!?!q!q!q?q!!1!??!!?!11!1!1

"yes, but im hotter"

nah puffin got the rizzly walk