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the nutcracker

Perfection

this is funnier then the meme itself

WHY HAVE I DONE THIS

LMAO I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT

Guess you'll need actual balls of steel

Just be lucky you didn't hit yo- oh for f*cks sake!

Think of this: get a paper cut on the tip of your wiener

how about i dont huh

I don't want to think about that

That's called circumcision.

i never had it

obnma :(

Bidem :(

washingtom :(

JFK :C

Jeffersom :(

Jacksom :(

adans :(

butsh :(

lincolm :(

trunp :(

Idk the meme /:

just search it on yt

Oh ok

Yeah

Ye

Had experienced worse: *I once accidentally clipped my thumb in a car door*

Edit: That happened irl. I ain't joking for this time 'round.

This is why I hit things with wrenches instead

because it's so much better to hit yourself with a wrench (sarcasm)

Well it's not a hammer

No use a sickle and if you want a hammer

Yes.

LOL