Dew it

shit shit shit link

Lemme rephrase it, comment here to not be gay

😎

thank god

oh

SISTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WHAT

YOUR GAYNESS
ITS GONE

ILL GET IT BACK
DON’T WORRY

noo wha

In fact
Ill donate you some of my attraction to women

nononoimgood

Too bad
*re-gays*

aw man

What 0_0

Quickly, comment again!

If you comment again you have to kiss a woman

DON'T LISTEN TO POLLY

LISTEN TO ME SISTER

POTAT, YOU MIGHT BE FORCED INTO THE LGBTQ STREAM!

ITS OK THERE

ok great masters, I will- OH F**K NO!

YOU DARE DISOBEY

Only a mind control device shall make me do tha- oops I said it

*mind control*

YOU WERE BORN THERE... ALL LIVING THINGS THERE BOW BEFORE THE TYRANTS KNOWN AS MODS... STEER CLEAR OF IT

I AM A TYRANT

M- MY LEGS... THEY FALL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOW MORTAL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- all hail the great mods all hail the great mods all hail the great mods all hail the great mods all hail the great mods all hail the great mods all hail the great mods all hail the great mods all hail the great mods

HAH

they are the great masters, we are but slaves

YOU ARE MY SLAVE
NOW WEAR THING HIGH SOCKS, A SKIRT, AND SAY UWU

Ohhhh noooo- OK CUTIE I DID IT! UWU

HAHAH

*blushes* wha- what do u want now? owo AAAAGGGGH MAKE IT STOP!

Dance for me

THERE'S POISONOUS CRINGE THERE!

YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER REPEATED EXPOSURE

NO, REPEATED EXPOSURE RESULTS IN DEATH

IM STILL ALIVE AREN’T I?

i used to be in that stream back in 2020 and 2021 ive dealt with that shit already 💀

*cutely dances* OHHHHHH HAVE MERCY PLEASE!

HAHAHA

A- anything else? uwu I BEG YOU, MERCY, PLEASE!

Kiss a man

OHMYGOD NOO- ok i found a cute boy i'll kiss him 4 u! uwu *walks to random guy and kisses him* h- how was that? OHHHHH MY LIPS, THEY BURN!

Good job

awwwwww ty! uwu i wuv u! NO WHY'D I SAY THAT?! I DON'T!

Ily too O//////0
Wiii~

w- what if we k- kiss? NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT BRAIN, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Ok uwu

*leans in* OHHH NO, HERE IT COMES!

*juicy kiss*

awwwww that felt good! uwu NOITDIDNOTNOITDIDNOT *vomits*

Daddy~

y- yes? I WILL ESCAPE *reaches for my pistol*

Harder daddy!~~~

NOT AGAIN! *juicier kiss* how- how was that? uwu *aims pistol at my head*

*moans*

THE SOUND, IT PLAGUES MY EARS! *the moan drives me to kiss you even juicier* was that better? uwu OK, I'M ENDING IT. *fires, but the pistol is empty*

*cuddles*
I luv you daddy

I luv u 2! THE PAIN! *sheds tear* the pain.

Yayyy uwwwu

*intense cuddle ackshun* KILL ME, KILL ME! ANYONE, END MY PAIN!

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

Theres more than one woman in the world

may i tell my mother i love heer

No
You pussy

GAH F**K YOURSELF

Hah

what bout my sister

No that doesn’t count

go***mn

Tell me how it goes

well ill prolly never kiss a womam

At least tell one you love her or smth

sheshomophobic

Even better

no

no it's not
it hurts dawg

Find someone else then