Jouch.mp3

Me: Wut kind of couch is this?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm cracking up at the thought of joors sorry
*There's a jed to lay on*

Me: Oh great me guess it's a bed made of jeans!

Jouch: "Yeah, also i'm tired of denying that I talk you win"

Me: Well finally I'm not crazy then!

Jouch: "Jouch"

Me: Anyways, I'll just lay down. Maybe that'll make me calm down.

*There's a Jubber Jucky on the shelf*

Me: Is everything made of jeans now? Like wdf is going on here?

Jouch: "I need to get out if you want to make everything go back to normal"
*Janazuki*

Me: Wait, you wanted to get out?

*The doors are all Jouched*

Me: What the hell?

Man: "Blud doesn't even know what joors are!"

Me: Joors?

Mane: "Joors, Jean Doors."

Me: Whatever I'm just gonna get out.
*Opens joor*

*The joor is locked*

Me: What the?
*I tried breaking through the joor*

*The joor is made of jeans*

Me: No shit Sherlock. How do I get out!

Blook, to Holly: "What if we kissed on the jouch"

Me: Oooooooo

Marissa, to you: "What if WE kissed on the jouch though?"

Me: 😳

Blook: "WHAT NO WE'RE KISSING ON THE JOUCH"
Holly: "Yeah"

Me: Why do we even have a jouch anyway?

Blook: "Blok"

Me: What?

Blook: "Blokus"

Me: Blokus?

Janazuki: Jeans anyone? Jeans?

Me: What in a world a jeanified person?

Jouch: "I jeanified her after cloning her"

Me: Ok, we really need to get you out if I want everything to be normal. How do we get out?

Jouch: "To get rid of all the jeanified stuff just buy a lemonade from Tasty Tasty Food Place"

Me: Tasty Tasty Food Place?

Jouch: "It's in the void"

Me: Void? Wait a minute I'm not going there it's dangerous.

*Blook's already back with alemonade from there*

Me: Well sometimes. Alright I'll go there. Just summon a portal so I can just buy a lemonade from there.

Pizza: "DS_(DHOISDOIUSHOIDSPIDSJPIJSDPSIJIIIJIJOBDSP"

*I grab my sword back*
Me: OK! WHICH ONE OF YOU INANIMATE TALKING OBJECTS NEEDS TO BE DEAD!

Me: That's what I thought! So best for you to stay quiet and be friggin normal objects!

Jouch:

Me: Good. Now I can relax.

*All 4 of the inanimate objects say their names*

*I swing my sword at all 4 of them*

*Jouch's Nah...
Nobody was effected!*

Me: This doesn't make sense, you be sliced, diced and shredded! That's not how object worked! U know what f**k you 4 I'm leaving! Come on Blook, we don't want to stand around with stupid lying inanimate objects here!

Jouch: "Jouch"

Me: wdf it talked!

Jouch:

Me: No really you just did.

Jouch:
Blook: "Didn't hear a thing from the jouch"

Me: Blook I'm not crazy

Jouch: "the grain of rice says you are though"

Me: Did I'm not crazy. I know your talking.

Grain of rice: "yes you are crazy"

Me: No I'm not.

Jouch and grain of rice: "grian of rice and jouch"

Me: I'm /srs you 2 better stop being liars or you guys can go to the depths of hades!

Burger: "Am boiger"

Me: Oh great now we have a talking burger!

Blook: "FIRST A TALKING JOUCH, THEN A GRAIN OF RICE, NOW A BURGER?"

Me: Oh great I wonder what's next! Oh I know a floating talking pizza!

Piza: "Yep"

*My eyes tweak a bit*
Me: Ok that's it, I'm done!
*I bring out my netherite sword*

*The pizza takes it*

*I bite the pizza*

Blook: "Jouch, grain of rice, you're both talking, thanks for making me say you're not."

Me, to jouch: Told you so.

Jouch: "nuh uh"
Grain of rice: "you're both crazy then"

Me: No we're not.

Blook: "Yeah we're not"

Me: So quit ya lying.

Jouch and grain of rice: "We aint lyin"

Me: Yes you are

Jouch: "Nuh uh"
Grain of rice: "Nuh uh"

Me: Don't make me I wanna break you (Jouch) and eat you (Grain of rice)