Roast me

average spoiled kid be like

Bro looks like he's been held as a slave for years

I always wondered why seagulls don’t deliver babies in this world. That’s when I saw you I realized there’s a reason that buying a baby like you would be like ordering a bomb, no seagull would deliver you without being horrified.

(I felt really mean saying this so like, sorry 😂)

Bro looks like "We got a: Number 1 Victory Royale! Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)"

Jit looks like the kind of kid who chugs 30 litres of prime per day 💀
And I hope a bull charges right through his heart, with that goofy ahh red shirt 💀💀

(I don't mean this, I just roasted you like you asked)

I usually only have like 1 prime a week

I have 1 prime every 2 weeks. Why? Because I
I live in the uk

Actually, every 3 weeks

Oh I just had 1 yesterday and before that had not had one for like 2 weeks

Just had meta moon for the first time today. Must say, it's delicious

I only had A sip of meta moon but I like grape more

I'm sure grape is delicious

(looking for strawberry watermelon)

Just had lemon lime
And meta moon is still my favorite

But damn

Do NOT post your face on the internet btw. You never know what could happen

Thanks. I will keep that in mind. Thank you very much!

Np