December 8, 2000

October 27

anything but december

I have a friend born Dec. 25

And Del has Dec. 29

dear lord

december 14

close enough to christmas that it’ll be satisfying to get two presents but just far away enough to not have your birthday overlooked

True

4/20

My great grandpa was born on that day

Didn't he also kill Hitler?

July 2nd because it’s half way into the year

Bro has to wait the absolute maximum time between Christmas and his birthday

too many f**king mosquitoes

i got the first day of pride month

yay

im not f**king gay stfu

bro it’s a month chill 💀

[image deleted] me resisting every urge to type "kys" or drop the most disgusting and vile shit ever:

you’re such a snowflake

grabify.link/DU463KF

pls click

i’ve got a vpn, won’t work

ima be honest i just spammed random shit on my keyboard idfk where it goes

bro

it checks my ip

ik idrc

snowflake ass💀

y’all are so sensitive

F

march 11th because like
yeah

That was my first flight date

Any time that is February it sucks to have to have Valentine’s Day stuff the only stuff at the store

Feb 21