"Sir this is the suicide prevention hotline."

too relatable

Fr

She pretty? 😍 @elonmusk

I’m gonna make sure that somehow, some way, your p**is ends up in a shaken beehive.

She pretty? 😍 @elonmusk

if i ear another she pretty
i will kick you in the dick

How do you know they have one

I’ve got affiliations.

(this is a Common Biggie Cheese W in case you can't tell)

i dont even know who are you