Warnings and rules in the comments

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-_GlitchTrap_-
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WARNINGS: 

-Religious themes(VERY biblically inaccurate pls don't come after me)

-Violence

-Abuse

-This is mostly a worldbuilding RP, to test what does and doesn't work for this universe

-Confusing plot/lore

-Implied substance abuse



RULES:

-No romance unless it is with two of your own characters(you can add one later idc)

-For the lord you serve, pick any of the following: Satan(Wrath), Mammon(Greed), Lucifer(Pride), or Beelzebub(Envy). Asmodeus, Abbadon, and Belphegor's rings are not fleshed out enough for this yet

-No eating anyone for any reason unless you ask first

-No joke, please

-You must be a demon of some sort, or a fallen angel
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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{Lucifer}

Meja:Thank you for choosing me my lord
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Lucifer: *nods* "Yeah, well, the others are all kind of busy...They always end up being busy on the days of the meetings..." *he took a seat at the table, between Asmodeus, who was up to his usual stuff, and Abbadon, who was asleep*
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an you see why i hate the people i work with since they don´t know how to finish their work
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Lucifer: "Fair. Fair." 

Beelzebub: *watches as Mammonsits down* "Hey, Greed. You let that shitty water of yours leak into MY circle one more time, and I'm going to stab you until you look like swiss cheese."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an i see why you never want to come my lord
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Lucifer: "Yeah...Every time..." 

Satan: "Yeah, this isn't going to work...Bee, Mammon, shut your holes before you go home without an eye."

*both of them go silent, and the meeting begins*

Satan: "Belphegor, report."

Belphegor: "Gluttony's doing alright...The harvest was well, so that's good...Some angels attacked...We took care of that..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*quiet*
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Kirl: "Ok, you little bitch-"

Bay: *eating popcorn*

FLick: "Wait, wait! Shut up! All of you! I'm trying to listen in on our lords' plans!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:{pushes Kirl in the face}*walks over to Flick* what are they saying
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Siroel: "At least MY lord isn't an abusive sociopath or an angel."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:at least MY LORD isn´t a w**re who cheats on his partners
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Flick: *excited squeal* "We're going to war!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:F**K YEAH!!!!
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Flick: "I thought at least twelve."

Bay: *eye roll* "Typical Lust demons."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:no shit Lust demons are hoes!
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Bay: "Joke's on you my mother's dead!"

Kirl: "Bay, what the f**k."

Bay: *shrugs, before pulling popcorn out of essentially thin air*
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*rolls eyes* this there anything else their talking about?
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Thryke: "Thank you, Meja."

Bay: "Well...I mean...My lord doesn't trust him, because...Well, he was an angel once..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:shut up bay...no one asked you
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Flick: "Eh, just boring stuff. Asmodeus is getting married for the third time this year. It's only freaking April!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:omg...i thought is was like his sixth,or eighth time?
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Bay: "What? He's not wrong, is he? Angels can't be trusted!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:a neither can your mother now shut up before we all get caught you shit for brains
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Flick: "Ok, so, they're gonna attack that outpost. Only Lord Satan and Belphegor are gonna go to the battle, since let's be honest, all the other lords are pathetic."

Thryke(servant of Lucifer): "Lord Lucifer isn't."

Kirl: "Well, he's an angel, they don't want him trying anything if you know what I mean."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:i agree with Thryke! our lord is better then most
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Siroel(servant of Asmodeus): "He is NOT. Lord Asmodeus is a demon with dignity, grace, and elegance!"

Flick: "Ok. Sure."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an multiple STI´s & STD´s
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Flick: *presses his ear to the door* "Satan wants to wage war...Lucifer and Beelzebub disagree...Huh, no surprise, the angel wants to find a 'peaceful solution'. What a joke. Ok, ok, Belphegor is actually trying to be logical...Abbadon said something about the weakest spot in Heaven...A small outpost...Interesting..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:i see...what else?
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Mammon: "Great. As always, Greed's been prosperous, and though one of our dams broke and flooded part of Envy, the damage to the dam has been repaired, and I've sent some demons to help with the damages to Envy."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:as usual damaging every ring but their own....
-_GlitchTrap_-
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*The other servants follow* 

Flick(servant of Satan): "Oh, they're planning stuff, probably about the recent angel attacks."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:or most of then are going to get into a fight with one another
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Lucifer: "Alright, Satan? Let me guess. Another little rebellion ended up getting tortured"

Satan: "Yup! We publicly tortured and executed everyone in that little group! Really, it was quite fun. I would have invited you but I know you have your work."

Belphegor: "Ok, about the PLAN."

Satan: "Yes, yes, I know. Servants, if you could do us all a favor and leave the room for a bit, that'd be appreciated."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*nods* {leaves the room}
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Beelzebub: "Agreed." *smacks Abbadon* 

Abbadon: "What? Huh? Oh, right! Um...SLoth's alright, I think? Um...There was this angel attack...We killed all of the attackers...Kinda concerned, though...THings with the angels are usually pretty quiet..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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meja:*smiles*
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Bay: "I'd like to see you try."

Kirl(Abbadon's servant): "Please just stop fighting."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*rolls eyes* oh alright then mom if you say so
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Bay(servant of Belphegor): "Yep. Not gonna lie, all your lords are idiots."

Flick: "Say that again, you prick, and you'll lose your one remaining eye."

Bay: *yawns* "Oh, shut up."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:you both shut the F**k up or i´ll end you both....how about that!!!
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Kirl: "If I was your mom, I'd have thrown all of you into the river a LONG TIME AGO."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an we would have made sure you died from child birth you uneducated F**k
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Asmodeus: "Lulu, why can't you just let the criminals live in peace? No matter...Absolutely nothing has changed in the Lust ring, just some sinners getting out of hand and being pushed into the Pit again...Such a pain..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*whispers* the only thing getting out of hand is his hornyness
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Lucifer: *sighs* "Pride's doing the same as usual. Many criminals have been caught, and we're working on eliminating any angelic threats."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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meja:*nods*
-_GlitchTrap_-
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Mammon: "I heard that. Lulu, learn to keep your toys in line, would ya?"

Satan: "Yeah, yeah, Beelzebub, your turn."

Beelzebub: "Well, other than the flood that GREED CAUSED, we're doing fine. Abbadon, report...Abbadon?"

Abbadon: *snores*

Satan: "Oh my god..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*looks* someone should smack him
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POV: Hell sucks, is all you can say. It's absolutely miserable. But you live here, a simple servant to one of the highest demons in all of hell(Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub, or Mammon, because the other three rings belonging to Asmodeus, Belphegor, and Abbadon aren't fleshed out enough yet). And every month, there's a meeting in the center of Hell. These meetings basically are just Beelzebub and Mammon arguing, Asmodeus flirting with someone, and then Satan getting mad about all the idiots he's surrounded by and beating them. And oh boy, today's the meeting! :) And you have been selected as the servant to accompany your lord for this meeting.