Warnings and rules in the comments

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Fall3nAngelCake
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WARNINGS: 

-Religious themes(VERY biblically inaccurate pls don't come after me)

-Violence

-Abuse

-This is mostly a worldbuilding RP, to test what does and doesn't work for this universe

-Confusing plot/lore

-Implied substance abuse



RULES:

-No romance unless it is with two of your own characters(you can add one later idc)

-For the lord you serve, pick any of the following: Satan(Wrath), Mammon(Greed), Lucifer(Pride), or Beelzebub(Envy). Asmodeus, Abbadon, and Belphegor's rings are not fleshed out enough for this yet

-No eating anyone for any reason unless you ask first

-No joke, please

-You must be a demon of some sort, or a fallen angel
ChaosIsFeelinSpoopyM
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"Lovely."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar (Mammon): ...

*She's fiddling with her dagger, one of the last things she has left from her life as a thief*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Mammon: "Ok, you know how this goes, right? Just kinda stay quiet. I honestly don't even know why we bring our servants other than to show off. I guess we just started doing it at some point."
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar nods*
Fall3nAngelCake
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*The meeting hadn't seemed to have officially started when you got there. The servants were chatting in a corner, Asmodeus was flirting again, with Lucifer this time, Beelzebub kept trying to wake up Abbadon, and Belphegor just kinda sat there in awkward silence as he watched Satan yelling at his servant, Flick*
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar has comments, but refrains from making them, following her Lord's advice*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Belphegor: "Ok, everyone's here. Good. Can we begin now?" 

Satan: "EVERYONE GET YOURSELVES TOGETHER THE MEETING'S STARTING." *the lords all went silent* "Belphegor, report."

*And so the seven lords gave their reports on their circle of Hell. Nothing special, though it seemed more angels were attacking lately than usual. And, as always, Beelzebub started arguing with Mammon again, this time over a broken dam in Greed that flooded part of Envy*
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar bites back a comment, since Beelzebub will most likely take her head for it, and opts to fidget with her dagger again*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Kirl(servant of Abbadon): "As always...Greed ruins every circle but their own..."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: *mumble* at least it's not directed at us...
Fall3nAngelCake
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Kirl: *nods in agreement*
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar freezes up, realizing that Kirl heard her*
Fall3nAngelCake
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*The meeting went on, and after all the seven lords had given their report, the servants were sent out of the room*
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: Finally... away from the arguments
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: *presses his ear against the door* "Hmm..."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: What are you doing?
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: "Trying to listen, idiot."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: Tch. If your lord beats you again it's your own fault.

*Azar yet again pulls our her dagger and twirls it round her fingers*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: *rolls his eyes* "I do this every time, I never get caught...Ok, Lord Satan wants to wage war on the angels...Lucifer doesn't...Typical. The angel wants to find a 'peaceful solution'. What a joke."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: There are angels in there?
Fall3nAngelCake
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Thryke(servant of Lucifer): "Lord Lucifer was an angel once, I think. He was God's favorite or something. But then God kinda like...Disappeared? And Lucifer tried to take over Heaven and got banished."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: Huh. Makes sense now. Except for the God part. That's weird
Fall3nAngelCake
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Thryke: "I guess."

Flick: "Yeah, and Satan only keeps him around because he thinks he's amusing."

Siroel(Servant of Asmodeus): "That's...Interesting. Well, Flick, you tell your lord if he ever gets bored of him, Lord Asmodeus'll be happy to have him."

Thryke: "Absolutely not. Anyway, what're they saying now?"

Flick: "They're saying something about a little village in Heaven, closer to Earth. I think they're gonna torch the entire place."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: So we are waging war.
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: *excited squeal* "Oh, just think of all the angels that are gonna die!"
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar stops twirling her dagger, holding it in a stabbing position*

Azar: Wouldn't mind going back to the old days of looting to be honest
Fall3nAngelCake
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Thryke: *muttering* "Yeah...Sure...Think of all the demons that are gonna die, too...This war will be pointless, just like the last however many. Nobody ever wins, we'll keep doing this until the Day of Reckoning and the end of all things..."
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar catches the "nobody ever wins" part*

Azar: Weeellll, we don't know if it's confirmed? Any have some /pride/ in yourself
Fall3nAngelCake
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Thryke: "Ha ha, very funny."

Kirl: "Ok, ok...Well, I hope they don't send out Lord Abbadon again...That went...Poorly."
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar grimances*

Azar: Agreed
Fall3nAngelCake
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Kirl: "Yeah..."

FLick: "Ok, for the first attack, I think only Belphegor and Lord Satan are going to be fighting...They don't want Lucifer...Trying anything."
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar makes no comment*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Thryke: "Why? Do you think he'd betray them?

Flick: "Well, he was an angel..."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: You have a point.
Fall3nAngelCake
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Thryke: "He's just as much a lord of Hell as Satan, Flick."

Kirl: "Well..."

Siroel: "Yeah, I don't think..."
Inverted_eye_C
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Azar: Don't think?
Fall3nAngelCake
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Siroel: "Oh, nothing...Just...Like, I mean, once an angel, always an angel, right?"

Thryke: *eye roll* "He's the only lord that gives two squats about his circle."
Inverted_eye_C
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*No comment from Azar*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Siroel: "My lord cares about his demons!"

Thryke: "Yeah, to make out with once and get bored with a day later!"

Siroel: *offended gasp*

Kirl: *trying to calm the tension* "Thryke, Siroel, calm down...Both of your lords are good at their jobs..."

Flick: "That's coming from the servant of a lord who couldn't stay awake on ten cups of coffee..."
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar feels the need to defend her own Lord, but being a servant of Greed, she can't really say much*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Mar(servant of Beelzebub): "Oh god...Please, just stop. All of you are acting like children."
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar nods*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Mar: *sighs*
Inverted_eye_C
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*Azar has no comment*
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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{Lucifer}

Meja:Thank you for choosing me my lord
Fall3nAngelCake
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Lucifer: *nods* "Yeah, well, the others are all kind of busy...They always end up being busy on the days of the meetings..." *he took a seat at the table, between Asmodeus, who was up to his usual stuff, and Abbadon, who was asleep*
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an you see why i hate the people i work with since they don´t know how to finish their work
Fall3nAngelCake
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Lucifer: "Fair. Fair." 

Beelzebub: *watches as Mammonsits down* "Hey, Greed. You let that shitty water of yours leak into MY circle one more time, and I'm going to stab you until you look like swiss cheese."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an i see why you never want to come my lord
Fall3nAngelCake
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Lucifer: "Yeah...Every time..." 

Satan: "Yeah, this isn't going to work...Bee, Mammon, shut your holes before you go home without an eye."

*both of them go silent, and the meeting begins*

Satan: "Belphegor, report."

Belphegor: "Gluttony's doing alright...The harvest was well, so that's good...Some angels attacked...We took care of that..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*quiet*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Mammon: "Great. As always, Greed's been prosperous, and though one of our dams broke and flooded part of Envy, the damage to the dam has been repaired, and I've sent some demons to help with the damages to Envy."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:as usual damaging every ring but their own....
Fall3nAngelCake
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Mammon: "I heard that. Lulu, learn to keep your toys in line, would ya?"

Satan: "Yeah, yeah, Beelzebub, your turn."

Beelzebub: "Well, other than the flood that GREED CAUSED, we're doing fine. Abbadon, report...Abbadon?"

Abbadon: *snores*

Satan: "Oh my god..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*looks* someone should smack him
Fall3nAngelCake
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Beelzebub: "Agreed." *smacks Abbadon* 

Abbadon: "What? Huh? Oh, right! Um...SLoth's alright, I think? Um...There was this angel attack...We killed all of the attackers...Kinda concerned, though...THings with the angels are usually pretty quiet..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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meja:*smiles*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Lucifer: *sighs* "Pride's doing the same as usual. Many criminals have been caught, and we're working on eliminating any angelic threats."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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meja:*nods*
Fall3nAngelCake
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Asmodeus: "Lulu, why can't you just let the criminals live in peace? No matter...Absolutely nothing has changed in the Lust ring, just some sinners getting out of hand and being pushed into the Pit again...Such a pain..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*whispers* the only thing getting out of hand is his hornyness
Fall3nAngelCake
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Lucifer: "Alright, Satan? Let me guess. Another little rebellion ended up getting tortured"

Satan: "Yup! We publicly tortured and executed everyone in that little group! Really, it was quite fun. I would have invited you but I know you have your work."

Belphegor: "Ok, about the PLAN."

Satan: "Yes, yes, I know. Servants, if you could do us all a favor and leave the room for a bit, that'd be appreciated."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*nods* {leaves the room}
Fall3nAngelCake
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*The other servants follow* 

Flick(servant of Satan): "Oh, they're planning stuff, probably about the recent angel attacks."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:or most of then are going to get into a fight with one another
Fall3nAngelCake
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Bay(servant of Belphegor): "Yep. Not gonna lie, all your lords are idiots."

Flick: "Say that again, you prick, and you'll lose your one remaining eye."

Bay: *yawns* "Oh, shut up."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:you both shut the F**k up or i´ll end you both....how about that!!!
Fall3nAngelCake
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Bay: "I'd like to see you try."

Kirl(Abbadon's servant): "Please just stop fighting."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*rolls eyes* oh alright then mom if you say so
Fall3nAngelCake
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Kirl: "If I was your mom, I'd have thrown all of you into the river a LONG TIME AGO."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an we would have made sure you died from child birth you uneducated F**k
Fall3nAngelCake
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Kirl: "Ok, you little bitch-"

Bay: *eating popcorn*

FLick: "Wait, wait! Shut up! All of you! I'm trying to listen in on our lords' plans!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:{pushes Kirl in the face}*walks over to Flick* what are they saying
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: *presses his ear to the door* "Satan wants to wage war...Lucifer and Beelzebub disagree...Huh, no surprise, the angel wants to find a 'peaceful solution'. What a joke. Ok, ok, Belphegor is actually trying to be logical...Abbadon said something about the weakest spot in Heaven...A small outpost...Interesting..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:i see...what else?
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: *excited squeal* "We're going to war!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:F**K YEAH!!!!
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: "Ok, so, they're gonna attack that outpost. Only Lord Satan and Belphegor are gonna go to the battle, since let's be honest, all the other lords are pathetic."

Thryke(servant of Lucifer): "Lord Lucifer isn't."

Kirl: "Well, he's an angel, they don't want him trying anything if you know what I mean."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:i agree with Thryke! our lord is better then most
Fall3nAngelCake
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Thryke: "Thank you, Meja."

Bay: "Well...I mean...My lord doesn't trust him, because...Well, he was an angel once..."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:shut up bay...no one asked you
Fall3nAngelCake
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Bay: "What? He's not wrong, is he? Angels can't be trusted!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:a neither can your mother now shut up before we all get caught you shit for brains
Fall3nAngelCake
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Bay: "Joke's on you my mother's dead!"

Kirl: "Bay, what the f**k."

Bay: *shrugs, before pulling popcorn out of essentially thin air*
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:*rolls eyes*  this there anything else their talking about?
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: "Eh, just boring stuff. Asmodeus is getting married for the third time this year. It's only freaking April!"
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:omg...i thought is was like his sixth,or eighth time?
Fall3nAngelCake
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Flick: "I thought at least twelve."

Bay: *eye roll* "Typical Lust demons."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:no shit Lust demons are hoes!
Fall3nAngelCake
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Siroel(servant of Asmodeus): "He is NOT. Lord Asmodeus is a demon with dignity, grace, and elegance!"

Flick: "Ok. Sure."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:an multiple STI´s & STD´s
Fall3nAngelCake
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Siroel: "At least MY lord isn't an abusive sociopath or an angel."
Sapphic-angel-Chan
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Meja:at least MY LORD isn´t a w**re who cheats on his partners
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POV: Hell sucks, is all you can say. It's absolutely miserable. But you live here, a simple servant to one of the highest demons in all of hell(Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub, or Mammon, because the other three rings belonging to Asmodeus, Belphegor, and Abbadon aren't fleshed out enough yet). And every month, there's a meeting in the center of Hell. These meetings basically are just Beelzebub and Mammon arguing, Asmodeus flirting with someone, and then Satan getting mad about all the idiots he's surrounded by and beating them. And oh boy, today's the meeting! :) And you have been selected as the servant to accompany your lord for this meeting.