Another more simple RP! Same rules as usual.

Blook: "Yo, Funsize, there's a new channel on TV!"
FS!Blook and Viper(image): "WAIT REALLY?"

Lloyd: Hello everybody, and welcome to the grand premiere of... LLOYD TV!

Blook: "Woah"
FS!Blook: "the woaz, cool channel!"
Viper: "This looks cool man!"

POOTIS watches with great interest.

OJ was slouching on the couch, having finally put the kids to sleep. She sighed.

(The camera feed cuts, and the screen changes to a Technical Difficulties screen.)
Screen: Technical Difficulties! If you'd like to continue watching this event, head to the Lloyd TV recording studio on the floating island of Plaimack!

She looked up where the island was.

(It's close to where she is now.)

She called Milk to babysit, and rapidly approached the island.

(It's... floating. Like, in the sky.)

"Crap, how do I get up there?"

(Upon further inspection, there's a giant vine that could be used to reach the island.)

She climbed up it.

(When she gets onto the island, the ruins of the studio are in sight.)

She viciously sprinted over.

Lloyd: Hello everybody, and welcome to the grand premiere of... LLOYD TV!

"You better be good...Lloyd."

Lloyd: Tonight, we'll start off with the 11:25 PM Among Us tournament!

She casually used ancient dark magic to go get herself a bowl of popcorn.

Lloyd: After that, we'll do Lizard Trivia.

"Hey, Illy would be good at that."

Lloyd: And then, we'll do some interviews.

"Nice."

Lloyd: And then that'll be the last event for tonight, because I need to get home before my mom starts worrying.

"Great, should be nice to watch. Hope the kids don't start crying."

(There are no results.)

"You can't keep me from helping me feck up this dude, Google." She texted Cory, 'Hey babe, watching the show you're on, mind giving me your location so I can help beat him up'

(He doesn't check. His phone must be dead...)

"Shit, uh...I...could...dang, I got nothing.."

Lloyd: And the fight starts... now!

She could only watch.

Lloyd: Come and get me, lettuceboy!
(Cory rushes toward Lloyd. Lloyd moves out of the way at the last second, tricking Cory into slamming into the wall.)

She gasped. "Come on, Cory...you can do this...I believe in you.."

Lloyd: HAH!
(While Lloyd is laughing, Cory punches him in the face.)

"YES!"

One of the kids start crying, as she groans.

(Cory and Lloyd are standing there, catching their breath. Cory looks terrified. Lloyd looks pumped up on adrenaline.)

She stood above the rubble. "Heard you was talking shit about my man."

Lloyd: Cory? You have a GIRLFRIEND?!
Cory: Pssh, you don't? No surprise here.

"Actually, I'm his WIFE."

Lloyd: You're telling me YOU married LETTUCEBOY?!

"YES. And we have SEVEN CHILDREN."

Lloyd: Your husband killed my camera crew.

"You're just lucky I didn't get to them first."

(Lloyd looks around, and starts chuckling.)
Lloyd: No camera guys... No camera guys.

"What, you want me eating your corpse caught on camera?"

Lloyd: Alright! Time to announce the contestants for the Among Us tournament!

She watched.

(Suddenly, there's a knocking sound offscreen.)
Lloyd: Huh?

"Hm?x

(Cory walks onscreen.)

"Babe?"

Cory: You? YOU'RE the next guy I need to fight?!
Lloyd: Oh? Looks like the Among Us tournament is canceled, everyone! We've got a FIGHT on our hands!

"Wait. What."

Lloyd: Well everybody, get ready for a show!

"If Cory is gonna fight someone, I gotta help beat their ass." She looked up to see where the show was being filmed.

Cory: You're a DISGRACE to WHAT I AM.

She was swaddling a little baby carton of 'salad juice'. "Tell em, babe."

(Lloyd looks at the camera.)
Lloyd: Ugh. I forgot how much I hate this guy.

"Well I'm learning how much I hate your face."

(Cory karate chops Lloyd in the back of the neck as hard as he can.)
Lloyd: WOAH!
(Lloyd turns around. Cory and Lloyd start relentlessly beating the sense out of each other, to the point where a dust cloud forms around them.)

Her eyes widened.

Cory: YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH!
Lloyd: OW- OWOWOW-
Cory: I DON'T CARE IF I'M BEING FILMED, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

"Watch, SJ, your dad is beating someone to death."

SJ cooed at the sight.

(The filming studio in the distance behind them starts collapsing towards them. They stop fighting.)
Cory: ...You hear that?
Lloyd: Yeah...
(They both turn around just in time to see it nearly hit them.)
Both: AAAAAAAAGH!

She gasped. "CORY!'

Lloyd: Oops! Looks like they cut the feed. I think they're just... allowing me be a little more vulgar... a little more violent.

"I'm more violent than your ass will ever be."

Lloyd: They call me Loud Lloyd...
(Lloyd pulls out a knife.)
Lloyd: And they're gonna call your little husband SILENT SALADSON!

"And they're gonna call you a missing persons." She showed her row of razor sharp teeth.