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can i get an elixir that lets me stop being a f**king disappointment

i'm sorry, i haven't heard of the recipe so i don't know the ingredients

joe might know

who's deez

ligma balls

Nah, he'll just scream SODA!! like usual

I'll take a Double Triple Elixir Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four fungus-style, extra bushes with a shimmy and a squeeze, light salad dressing, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve potions here, sir.

an elixir that negates every "curse" and absorbs all good things permanently

Hey, I'd like to order an elixir that makes people who laugh/smile at my memes upvote them instead of just scrolling past.

Perfect! Here's your upvoting elixir, use it wisely. Have a nice day!

You too! I'll tell my followers about your business. See you soon!

Okay, i'll need some raw upvotes from your memes and an ulnar nerve to make it.

you can take my upvotes, but where do I get an ulnar nerve?

I can make a healing elixir for you so you can give me your ulnar nerve, and perhaps a numbing elixir so you don't feel it.

Jeez! That might be expensive.
But sure, make those two.

Just give me a second to whip you up the healing and numbing elixirs. Drink the numbing one first, then the healing one after you have your ulnar nerve out. On the house.

Thanks!
*sips*
*extracts nerve*
*Hands over nerve*
*sips healing potion*
Alright, you can make my elixir now, right?

help my arm cant move
It will be worth it though.

You bet!
Just let me get some water as a base, and your elixir will be ready in a few minutes

Alright.

Done!
Do you have any fictional currency to pay?

Have these 5 Doubloons.
Is that enough?

A job here

hired

Nice.

Same lol

also hired