DARTUS MONKUS 3: JUDGEMENT DAY; HEY DARTUS MONKUS HERE (REHEHEHEH) I RECENTLY GOT PUT IN DARK DUNGEON FOR MULTIPLE ACTS OF ILLEGAL ENERGIZING TOTEMS (AAUUUGHH) STEALING GERALDO'S BUNNIES AND SELLING THEM BACK FOR 69 COINS (GOOFY AHH CAR HORN SFX) HAVING SEXUAL ACTS WITH AN UNDERAGED BLUE BLOON (REVERB FART) AND SHOOTING UP THE MONKEY ACADEMY (ANDROID NOTIF SFX) BUT I GOT BENJAMIN TO SMUGGLE A LAPTOP INSIDE AND WILL EXPLODE THIS DUNGEON ON 4/20 (BOING) BY FOR NOW (REHEHEHEH)