beware non-binary people (he is a robot)

Smash

By the pope...

That would be your best bet, but the pair of pliers should still be helpful

...?

You can buy The Pope at any of your local Vatican™ along with a sturdy pair of Dewalt

He is a robot...

SMASH

Wait... DON'T F**K YOUR DEVICE!!!

I have a printer

Don't f**k the paper!

Printer bouta have helluva paper jam

*heavy breathing*

*moans*

I need the crusaders...

You need a mechanic, some pliers, and possibly a priest.

What the fu-

Mainly the priest

Imma warn everyone hold on-

"I'll be back."

I didn't know the handless chicken was based like that, dab me up

*buries face into his chest*

He is a robot XD

Won't stop me

He has no emotions, you would die💀

He can terminate me. Afterwards, he can terminate everyone in the preschool.