HEY KAI HEY KAI HEY KAI
*summons hundreds of giant moths*

Kai: O-oh.

Caleb. If the legs are the ass, then does having your torso and legs disconnected from each other result in you not having an ass?

Caleb: It's uh... it's complicated.

Both of you.
What does a land shark look like?

should I ship you two

Caleb: Well, I mean, we ARE together, so...

yay I am legally allowed to ship you guys

Hey Caleb, why did you decide to get a 7 foot capybara who smokes pipes as a pet?

Caleb: I didn't choose Pretzel... Pretzel chose me.

darn, that epjenfvnrlg

What would you do if a silly little jacked 9 foot tall demon with one eye and sharp teeth broke into your house and offered to give you eternal happiness and in return he owns your souls

Both, at the same time: I'd say I already have eternal happiness.

He would then summon a cute little puppy before a goat skeleton exploded out of it, killing the puppy, and give you another chance

Caleb: I'd tell him to f**k off and LEAVE ME AND KAI ALONE. His little magic shit doesn't scare me. I've dealt with The Dark Creator. THE PUPPETEER. I'd tell ol' Satan Shaq to go get some eternal BITCHES.

Bal: *spawns* "You know, mortal, for the record, I've lain with a multitude of women. I've been trapped in a music box for thousands of generations because they were afraid of me. I can make your life hell."

Caleb: Oh yeah? You can make my life hell? Well, guess what? The fourth wall says otherwise. You're not even IN my canon. In my world, you DO NOT EXIST. I'm only talking to you through some f**king website or something. You can't do shit to me. No matter how OP you may be in YOUR canon, it doesn't affect MINE. That's right. You can't do shit to me and I can't do shit to you. It's a f**king anomalous thing that we're even able to COMMUNICATE across existences. Go ahead. Try. Use your little asterisks. Say "*tortures you to death*" or some shit. It does nothing. NOTHING. YOU DO NOT EXIST TO ME.
Kai: ...What...?
Caleb: What?

Bal: "I see your point.

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Caleb: Okay I'm cutting the connection. Fun talking to you, Satan Shaq!

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Caleb: Heyyyy, you can't steal things from Pizza Tower mods. Okay, goodbye!
*click*

Jokes on you it was a reference to horror game called Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion

So the Pizza Tower mods stole it from there

NOOOO PUPPY 😔😔😔

Caleb: shit

Bal: haha

Caleb: stfu i cut the connection

Bal: okay henry from fnaf

Caleb: okay at least i'm not named after a sphere

Bal: actually my name is the first 3 letters of ballerina which is what was in the box they trapped me in nerd

Caleb: -🤓

Bal: -🤡

Caleb: im just gonna stop responding now

Bal: yipee

Caleb, is the pizza is here?

Caleb: Yes. AGH-

Holy shit, his ears burn

cheese can masturbate

how the figgity f**k do yall take shits

Caleb: It's... it's complicated.
Kai: U-uhhm... why are you a-asking...?

tell me i need to know i swear i will blow my brains out if i dont know

could i interest both of you in some whimsical little elixirs

Kai: U-uhm... what?
Caleb: Sure. Whatcha got?

i can turn both of you into walruses

Caleb: No thanks.

what about kai

Kai: U-uh... no. Sorry...

well could i perhaps interest you two in some soup

what do you think of Account_Deleted?

Kai: H-huh?
Caleb: Hm. I don't know him.

damn, delted omniverse was for nothing 😔

Caleb: Damn, sorry.
Kai: D-did I do something wrong...?

ok, do you know Le_Doggo?

Caleb: Oh, I do know that guy.
Kai: Y-yeah!

ok so uh, have he ever warned you of some higher being?

Caleb: No?

oh ok
bye then
*casually fades into reality*