Student:
Breaks every bone in their body, loses two entire limbs, gets possessed by a demon, loses a gallon of blood, and gets stabbed by a poison-barbed dagger three times
School Nurse:
T A K E S O M E I C E
Me: I came to tell you that i feel like im gonna vomit out my lungs, my brain hurts,and wont stop vomiting in class. The Nurse: Ok, here's a mint and go back to class