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(his name is axel just because)
*axel approaches, punches both of them in the face hard enough to almost knock them out, and then says "hey! stop fighting! It's very bad for you! here, have some fruity pebbles! yabba dabba doo!" before throwing grenades containing 0.921 kilograms of fruity pebbles at both of them*

jack: *gets back up*

*axel tries to shove jack but his arms get deleted from the shield* axel: shitshitshitshit nonononono.. BRING THEM BACK!! BRING THEM BACK!!! BRING THEM BACK, JACK!!!! NOW!!!

jack: oh ok *gives them back*

*axel gets on his bicycle and tries to crash it into jack*

*axel tries to throw a rock at jake*

*the shield would erase the rock out of existence* jack: hmm where is my classroom....

*axel throws a plastic butter knive at jack*

*it still would be erased from existence

*axel tries to walk towards the shield*

jack: be careful, the shield can erase anything from existence so its best to not go near it.

axel: anything? *he pulls out his computer and opens his folder labeled "homework"*

jack: yes anything, including your search history that your mom will check after class.

axel: stop fighting it's bad!!!

jack: to be fair he started it though.

axel: what did he do?

jack: he called me a slur

axel: i dont care! fighting is bad! *he punches jack very very hard in the stomach*

jack: well its not just any slur!, ITS THE N WORD!

axel: I DONT CARE!!!! FIGHTING IS BAD!! JUST IGNORE HIM!!! *he punches jack in the face*

jack: *summons a dark shield* do i have to do this? he'd walk away.

Me: *shrugging* serves the bully right.

*films it* OMG OMG OMG OMG YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS FIGHT IS FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE