LMAOOO

“HELP IT’S DEMANDING TO KNOW WHERE HUMANS ARE WDF????”

thats a cuban cigar

kill it 😈

HOW

Burn

HOW IT’S AT MY DOOR I WANNA KEEP MY HOUSE

Burn

I’M NOT GONNA BURN DOWN MY HOUSE

Gun

THAT’S ILLEGAL

What are they gonna do? You have a gun? Don’t work? More gun.

I KINDA LIKE BEING A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN

Too bad

:(

:)

kill

Shoot it

THAT’S ILLEGAL

In america it isn’t

ANIML ABUS

Just tell them you’re hunting

CATS?!???

ahem.

thats a dark latex wolf.

IT’S A *WOLF*???

THIS IS EVEN WORSE

it also has star platinum

oh god

i might as well surrender now

take it in, feed it, then give it to the cat shelter

WHAT IF IT HAS A disease?!?

i didn't say to eat it

WHAT IF IT BITES ME

it shouldn't if you feed it and if you want to designate an area of you house for it, like maybe the basement, or the bathroom

I’M NOT ADOPTING A WEIRD F**KING CAF LIKE THAT

i said to take it to the cat shelter after like an hour so that it has some energy before being sent

IT’S HUGE

there are such things as big cats

I’M NOT READY FOR THAT

you're fine now just put it in the bathroom

ITS NOT A CATT

i know who puro is but i want funny things to happen

its a cuban cigar

oh

whatever

f**k piss

HELP