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THERE. IS A RULE FOR SATANISTS.
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It's "Dont harm little children" BECAUSE THOSE F**KERs
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they know i’m joking, they’re fine with it
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then that's fine
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awesome

*becomes satanist*
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yooo
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common satanist w
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RARAGRRGAR MARRY ME/P
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the aroace rizz 😔
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HELP???
THERES ALSO A RULE ABT RAPE.
WANNA HEAR?
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WHAT
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"Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal."
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“the mating signal” 💀💀💀

ok that is so great and i love that religion but i am too mischievous and silly for it 😔
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throws cutely

"In recent years, we’ve wasted far too much time explaining that Satanism has nothing to do with kidnapping, drug abuse, child molestation, animal or child sacrifice, or any number of other acts that idiots, hysterics or opportunists would like to credit us with. Satanism is a life-loving, rational philosophy that millions of people adhere to. Now we’re ready for something that goes quite a few steps beyond just explaining our principles. Every revisionist movement needs a set of goals/guidelines that are clear, concrete, and that will effect significant changes.

The following Five-Point Program reflects attitudes which allow others to decide whether they wish to align themselves with Satanism or not. Each is necessary for Satanic change to take place. When asked what we’re “doing,” here’s the answer:

Stratification
The point on which all the others ultimately rest. There can be no more myth of “equality” for all—it only translates to “mediocrity” and supports the weak at the expense of the strong. Water must be allowed to seek its own level without interference from apologists for incompetence. No one should be protected from the effects of his own stupidity." - CoS
!!
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i read the rules and it said to respect a person in their house

if i’m disrespectful but i’m just joking that’s fine, right?
1 up, 2y
Ehh, I don't think so, it might depend on the person.
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mating signal = consent
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if you don’t like it you can debate with me if you want
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No thanks. I’m too tired and you’d probably win
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oh ok
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Gn
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This is why I'm not Catholic :gigachad:
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w
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I'm a chad Baptist Christian
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i’m not a big fan of all christian’s btw but still better than catholics
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THANK YOU.
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Just get rid of those priests they clearly aren't following the rules of god
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the church actually protects them
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ouch... that's awful. I just wish one day people will become normal
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I hate how some people have tried to defend them too
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ong
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I've never even been to a catholic church but i hear so much shit like are they really that bad or
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i know multiple people who converted to atheism from christianity because of the environment
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yeah at some point i was agnostic bc i hated pentecostalism or smth idk that was two years ago
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i think there’s a god but he’s not from any of the mainstream religions and he doesn’t know the future and he makes mistakes

is there a religion for that orrrr
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i think agnostic theist or smth-?
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that’s fancy sounding
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But we ain't gonna talk about what Dalai Lama did
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that’s not the main problem in america rn i can’t talk about all the shit going on in the world
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Yeah, but it was a pretty big deal nonetheless
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i looked him up

that’s f**ked up istg
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ikr💀💀💀
Also, to the post, never went to Catholic churches, always was in the Baptist denomination
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awesome 👍
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👍👍
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Oh yeah, some priests are doing awful things, therefore we should get rid of all of them
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yeah, they’re grooming the children and indoctrinating them
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bro a lot of the priests are molesting children we should get rid of catholic churches; none rn; idk bruh