BURN HIM

this will never work. they need a summoning circle, a certified priest, a sacrificial dagger, a stone altar, and a book of incantations.

rare footage of ohio family reunions

when i was 4 i was outside with my sister while my mom was cooking dinner, note that she was only 2. so our dad walked outside and saw all my stuffed animals in a circle and my 2 year old sister in the middle, and my 4 year old self screamed as loud as i could "WE NEED TO SACRIFICE HER TO THE SANDWICH GODS OR WE WON'T HAVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY" the whole town probably thought i was insane..............

yo bro thats a bit unhinged

yeah i was a bit insane when i was 4..... i'm even more insane now.

hmmm mildly concerning

did the sacrifice work??

no my dad stopped us...... but she's a huge pain in the ass when we are adults so sometimes i wish i did sacrifice her........

ooof.....

oof is right