Onan: *steps out in a tan colored suit and tie with images of cupcakes on it, a new style from him.*
"Thank you, thank you all! Thanks for coming to the show tonight! And, as you can tell from my birthday suit here, yes, it is my birthday."
*The crowd cheers wildly*
Ricky: *from his podium* "Happy birthday, Onan!"
Onan: "Aww, thanks Ricky. I think I'm at that age where you forget how old you are, y'know? Like today, I woke up, my wife wishes me happy birthday and all that. And I say, "Wow, I'm 36 already, can you believe it?" And my wife says, "No, because I thought you were 35."
*audience chuckles*
Onan: "So you'll never believe it, I just ask my Fires-On Alexa, "How old is Onan Co'Brien?" and it says "Onan Co'Brien is 34 years old."
*cheers*
Onan: "Guess I'm way younger than I thought! Still get to host this show for another 10 years... or until MSMG finally dies."
*laughter*
Onan: "Well, let's see... what else is happening besides my birthday... right! The new rule! Can't bully new users. Yeah. The owners just implemented that today. A birthday gift to me, I suppose. But I figured, hey, why not? We're all against bullying here... well most of us at least."
*turns to Walt, the band leader. He doesn't flinch.*
Walt: "...Happy birthday."
Onan: "...Thank you, Walt. Well, we're gonna take a break, when we come back Wither Reesespoon is gonna be with us, so stay tuned!"
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