I make depressing shit

OH YEAH HUGE TRIGGER WARNING SHITS ABOUT TO GET DARK

Oh hell yeah

{ok}

Eloise:are you alrigh there?

Sal walks over and lays their jacket over the teen's head. "Chin up, darling." [He uses endearing terms for anyone because my {demi} mans is s a d as well.]

Stop f/ucking crying

No :)

You just did

No :)

f/ucking psychopath

No :)

are you not gay?

No :) (and that’s the truth!)

so you're gay?! AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No t a lie

I mean are you not straight?

No straightness for me ✨

well, at least you said something other than no

axel: yo, i have a few personalities my personalities are: adolf hitler, heisenberg, most sexist person, most racist person, yabba dabba doo guy, jotaro kujo, scooby doo, raiden from metal gear, saul goodman, horny, and patrick bateman. anyway, you look hungry. yabba dabba doo!! want some fruity pebbles?

ID LOVE SOME FRUITY PEBBLES!

*Axel says yabba dabba doo before handing the person a box of fruity pebbles, a couple bowls and spoons, and some milk*

definitely
in my opinion anyone who gives to people in need, especially food, clothing, or water, or sometimes even money or shelter, is a messiah, maybe not THE messiah, but a messiah.

Wholesome God :)

*axel turns the corner and trips over very tripping*

*I help him up because HE IS THE MESSIAH*

axel: thank you *he gets on a bicyle and rides away, completely ignoring the big rig exploding next to him*

Goodbye Messiah

*axel tries to say goodbye, but all of a sudden a random person grabs his bicycle and 3 more people throw him in a car and kidnap him*

*I EAT THE FRUITY PEBBLES AS IF ITS THE FIRST MEAL IVE HAD IN YEARS* DELICIOUS

axel: your welcome.

‘‘Twas the best cuisine I’ve had in my life

cool!

Mighty delicious!

indeed, want some peanut butter captain crunch?

:’0 thank you, merciful lord :’)

*gives more peanut butter captain crunch before walking away, however it has a weird posion in it that does nothing but irritate the roof of your mouth*

(the rp can continue here)

OUH NO THE MESSIAH!

*axel is kidnapped* axel: "mfgmfgnduhtugijhiudi mfmfmfmfmfmfmfmfamgiioghoi th mggmgmgmgmg!!!" *more muffled protesting since duck tape is in his mouth

Kai: O-oh, um, h-hi-?

Robin: Huh? Oh. Hi.. *She smiled, wiping away tears*

Kai: A-are you alright...?

Robin: No..I’m alright that I’m not alright..but I’m not alright, Y’know?

Kai: L-look... things are gonna be okay. I don't know wh-what you're going through, b-but I know it'll get better. Trust me. I've been through some p-pretty bad stuff too.

Robin: *They suddenly became hostile* Did /you/ make someone kill themselves? Did /you/ witness your whole world turn against you?! *They slunk back* I know I’m going to starve in a few days, but it’s fine! It’s okay! We’ll just be getting even. Even with the world, it’ll be way better once the murderer is gone! *They buried their head back into their heads* Nothing is wrong that I don’t deserve.

Kai: W-woah- N-no- I've done m-much worse. I unleashed a tyrannical deity upon the world, and I- I'm partially responsible for millions of deaths. Y-yes. I have witnessed my whole world turn against me. I- I was shut out of my own home for days. N-no one would talk to me. I... I almost c-committed... u-um...

Robin: Oh..Yeah..I-it’s too late to turn back now though. My mom is afraid of me now..I actually did plan on going somewhere else. Then I ran out of food. I know I can’t run away from guilt. But I guess I am..slowly.

Kai: You can... you can stay with me and C-Caleb for a while if you w-want.

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Erin: ? ... Hi