While we're at it, whoever had the bright idea of setting up USA taxpayer funded biolabs in Ukraine (as confessed to under oath before Congress by Victoria Nuland when questioned if the USA has any vested interest in protecting Ukraine) should join the p**is-pianist prodigy.
Yes, everything I just said is true and should be taken as literal and at face value. Zelenskyy may be a failed comedian turned Ukrainian dictator, but he has also been known to play the piano with his member. In front of a live studio audience. Presumably for applause.