Could I pissbend piss if it’s still in someone’s bladder?

are you going to just make someone's bladder combust?

I was thinking more “pseudo-telekinesis” but

wait no please don't

so many fun applications like making someone wet themselves or giving people kidney stones instantly

This is a f**king villain monologue

imagine the things i could do in a public space

i could force piss into my enemies through every single hole, wether it’s their mouth, nose, ears or even the pores of their skin

I said calm down, Satan

here’s the thing, sniper. Piss is more than just piss. There’s piss in your blood, as blood cells are constantly dying and forming urea.

Oh. Oh no.

Calm down, Satan

Shut up sniper before i pissbend your jarate back down into your ear canal

Oh shit

:)

Absolutely.

Is it just human piss or any piss from any creature

Piss is piss.

aight pissbender

pissbender

Pissbender

pissbender i will have the power to instantly kill people

Pissbender

attract women

i will use it for special purposes

Pissbender

pissbender. Makes me able to piss faster so I can run back quickly before my food burns.