This man is funny. He is oh so round and squishy and the fabric is very pleasant to the touch. He can sit upright himself which is very nice. I have a problem regarding the man himself though. He is TOO perfect. When he was released I initially purchased two of him because I was foolish enough to believe that only two would be enough. I was horribly mistaken. His endearing face and funny mustache changed me. I needed more than two. At this point I am the ashamed owner of eight middle aged pizza men. With my experience I can tell you this: his nose likes to be funny and point in weird directions sometimes. This is normal though and gently repositioning it can make it somewhat better. When you get him you will likely have to break up the beads in his rear so he can sit more easily. The mustache may be bent and not want to sit normally. Please be kind to your Italian even if his mustache is imperfect. No one is perfect, it's what makes us all so special. He is very nice for throwing and squeezing with all your might. He does not cook, but will provide you emotional support with your cooking, and he will stare longingly at pizza if you have it. I would highly recommend purchasing your own Peppino if you have not acquired one already. Otherwise the rest Will be bought by me. I may have a sizeable number already but I am nowhere near done with him.
