"If only I had someone like that...I mean, I'd want it to be a girl, at the minimum...but it would be nice if she..." He then proceeded to ramble on to himself about love and appearances before going to bed.
Kai: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE BEING WHO CREATED THIS VERY UNIVERSE IS FIGHTING FOR CONTROL OF MY BODY. DO YOU KNOW HOW LOW MY CHANCES OF WINNING THIS BATTLE ARE?!
Caleb: Shhh... Calm down, Kai...
Caleb: I don't know what the hell you are, but if you lay a FINGER on my little king, I'll hollow you out, rip your husk apart, and bury each piece of you somewhere in a different universe.
"You know, I find bonding with about 7 children at the same time a little difficult. I feel like she does it just to get some alone time with Cory." He personally didn't care that nobody was listening to him.
He sighed. "You know, since supernatural things exist, for example, I'm a milk carton possessed by a creature beyond chaotic imagination, so there might be some creature in your mind, attempting to assume control over your body."
A couple minutes later Clarke came in, I can't draw humans so just imagine Nathan Drake but younger. "Got the text, I got my guns ready, if I need em."
Marionette 2: Do it.
Marionette 3: DO IT.
Marionette 4: DO IT!
(The marionettes start screaming at Kai to "do it". Kai hides his face in his hands, shaking.)
Suddenly, OJ mimic burst out of the fridge, tackling Milk. She made a noise that sounded roughly like "AAAAAHAAANGRRRRRAAANNNGGGRRRR!", before darting her eyes at Caleb.
"And it doesn't help that the kids take after Juicy with their insanely sharp teeth. I'm not going to be some just random uncle you drop the kids off at to get away from them. I'm gonna be the one with a cool motorcycle, several unpaid loans, and a struggling romantic life."
Kai: I'm done taking chances. I'm done trusting in this world. I'M D-
(Suddenly, Caleb karate chops Kai on the back of the neck as hard as he can. The Puppeteer loses control of Kai's body, and Kai's eyes turn back to their normal purple.)
Kai: O-OW-!
Your friend Kai Autums has been having trouble staying awake lately. He says he "doesn't want to sleep" because of a recurring nightmare. One night, he's staying at your house and you decide to figure out the problem and help him out.