PRIMUS

did you know that jerry was a race car driver

OMG

ikr

Now what, I bet you're gonna say that he drove so go***mn fast? And that he never did win no checkered flags, but he never did come in last?

rumour has it

but did you hear about captain pierce?

Yeah, I think he's a fireman

i think he works with the third engine from richmond? not sure

also i think he's a strong man, possibly strong as any man alive??

yeah

stuck in his craw that made him retire at the age of 65? idk

think so

go!