One of these characters, the one on the left, IS NOT MINE. Art, however, is mine, based on the art style of TRON: Uprising.

Me: oh oh f**k well I'm screwed

*Phantom shrugs*

Alina: How m-m-much d-did y-y-you drink?

*He shrugs again*

Alina: o-oh dear

*Phantom sighs and gets up, then immediately trips over the chair*
Phantom: "MERDE!"

Alina: ! *she rushes over and tries to help him stand up*

*Phantom gets up, dusting himself off and smiling at Alina thankfully*

Alina: A-A-Are you o-okay?

*He nods, and then looks away, his face going slightly red*
Phantom: "T-tu es magnifique, au fait..."

Alina: I-I'm s-s-sorry I-I s-still don't k-know what y-your saying

*Phantom smiles*
Phantom: "I'm not upset. I just forget things a lot. It's a side effect of the defect."
*He sighs*

Alina: ooh… well still think about thee bright siide of things

Phantom: "Yeah."
*He holds Alina's hand*

Alina: *goes really red*

*Phantom looks down, not really knowing what to say now*

Alina: I’m soorry that I kind of dragged you intoo my mess

Phantom: *confused* “What do you mean? You didn’t do anything wrong.”

Alina: first the virus aand now this… yet you still stayed with mee.

Phantom: “Because I-“
*He smiles slightly*
Phantom: “…Because I care about you.”

Alina: *Goes really red* I-I also care about you

*Theta’s suddenly gone*

Me: *whispers* oh shit should we be worried?

Me: *mumbling* “Y-“
Theta: “Screw her, give me the f**king disc or I’ll force you to!”
Frances: “Oh, look who it is. The child.”
*Kobol chuckles*
Kobol: “You really shouldn’t use that language.”
Theta: “I will not hesitate to kill you. The remains of your cube-shaped voxels will never be found.”

Me: *Whispers* Oh boy... Hey I did say I get the first hit I have a plan now

Me: *whispering* “What?”

Me: *whispers* if I get the first hit I can get Kobol’s legs so they can’t run away and if you come in from behind Frances she can’t run away or at least it comes with a challenge so Theta could get Kobol and we can get the disc.

*I nod*

Me: *Whispers* alright you go behind Frances and then I'll attack Kobol

Me: 👍👍
*I get up and sneak up behind Frances*

Me: *Weaponizes my disc and throws it at Kobol*

Nyx: “What do you mean?”

Me: well they are going through some things and they actually had me but they didn't kill me

*Nyx looks over at Paros, a hint of concern in his expression.*
Paros: "What the hell am I doing? Just what the bloody hell am I doing? I haven't been doing my job!”
*Paros reaches for their disc, but their circuitry starts glitching again, this time in some sort of a repeated pattern. Long, short, long, long again. Oh, wait. Morse code? It seems like in the pattern it’s going, it says “NOT IN CONTROL” over and over again.*

Me: Holy shit!

Nyx: "Not... Not in control? They might be trying to say that they aren't in control of their actions?"

Me: probably but what do we do?

Nyx: "I don't know?!"
Ram: "We have to get them to reject their repurposing."
Nyx: "But they're being stubborn about it!"
*Paros pulls a bomb out of a pocket in their cape and looks at it for a moment, trying to make sure it's the right thing, and just as they're about to set the timer on it and throw it at you, Ram takes it out of their hands*

Me: Well this is gonna be difficult but we can do it!

Paros: "Bloody idiots!"
*Paros weaponizes their disc and walks toward you, but Nyx pushes them out of the way*

Me: holy shit!
*I jump back*

Paros: “And how exactly were we supposed to know, again?”

Me: the tapping

Paros: “I meant, before that.”

Me: oh I don't know then.

*You can hear two voices that sound like Dara and Breaker. The voices seem to be getting closer, as if the two are approaching. Dara’s voice sounds strained, as if they’re injured.*
Dara: “I don’t need your help, dumbass.”
Breaker: “Are you sure? Because it sure does look like it.”
Dara: “Rich coming from the guy who tried to murder me a few millicycles ago.”
Breaker: “I didn’t try to derez you, Dara.”
Dara: “Seemed like it. Now can, we just get this User-damn disc out of my F**KING LEG?!”
Breaker: “Soon. Just lean on me.”
Dara: *scoffs* “For support?”
Breaker: “Yeah, why else? Trust me.”
Dara: “I hate you. Oh, I hate you so much right now. I’m going to kill you once this is over.”
Breaker: “For what, saving your ass?”

Me: and here comes the chaos

*Breaker and Dara walk up. Dara has an identity disc stuck in their leg. They’re leaning on Breaker, and they’re trying to look like they don’t want to be leaning on him, although they’re too much in pain to keep that façade up.*
Breaker: “Nyx. Thank the Users you’re here.”
Nyx: “Hey, bro.”
*Breaker grabs Dara’s disc and tosses it over to Nyx*
Dara: “DON’T TOUCH THAT!”
Nyx: “You wanna be healed or not? Also might want to take that disc out of your leg before I do this.”
*Dara sighs and sits down, wincing as they try to take the disc out of their leg. Breaker sits next to them, reaching out to help them, but they swat his hand away*
Dara: “Don’t touch me.”
Breaker: “You clearly can’t do this yourself, so no.”

*Daffodil walks over and tries to take out the disc himself carefully and tries to make sure he doesn't cause too much pain*

*Dara grimaces, but Daffodil's successful. The disc is out of their leg. They look at their wound for a second, and promptly pass out, falling right into Breaker*
Breaker: !
*Breaker protectively holds Dara's unconscious body close to him*
Nyx: "Can I even ask how this happened?"
Breaker: "We were attacked by Linux and Theta."

*Daffodil goes over and taps their arm trying to wake them up*
Me: of course that happened but if you want I can handle it!

*Phantom starts writing. His handwriting is absolutely terrible, but just barely legible. The piece of paper now reads (albeit with multiple spelling mistakes, considering he’s drunk), “When I said, “tu es magnifique” earlier, that meant “you’re beautiful”. Also, I don’t even know if my handwriting looks okay, is it too messy?”*

Alina: *she starts blushing* I-It’s not t-too m-m-messy

*Phantom grins goofily and writes something else. “Thank the Users.” He glances at Alina and starts to write something else down, but shakes his head and crosses it out.*

Alina: w-w-what were you g-g-going to w-write down?

*He quickly writes, “Nothing.”*

Alina: o-oh o-okay!

Phantom: “…”

Alina: *she blushes thinking about what he wrote down*

*Phantom glances at Alina and smiles sheepishly, writing down, “If you’re thinking about what I said, it’s true though.”*

Alina: *her face goes red* N-No it's n-n-not.

Dara: “Tell him what? That he’s an insufferable prick? I mean, with the way he acts, he must already know it.”
Breaker: “Rude.”

*He stomps his paw down and shakes his head*

Dara: *sigh* “Let’s get down to business. We need to take down Clu. But how?”
Breaker: “That… Is a very ambitious idea, Dara.”
Dara: “It’s not mine, idiot. It’s the Users’ idea. As much as I have been plotting to overthrow Clu from the inside, I wouldn’t actually do it by myself. Now, enter these dumbasses. They’re going to get themselves killed. And you know what? I’m not afraid to be derezzed. If it’s toward doing the right thing, I’m up for it. I’m helping the Users. I only sought out YOUR help because they said you would help me.”

*Daffodil nods and goes back on Dara’s shoulders*

Breaker: "Hmm. Are you sure you want to do this? What happens if we're all killed because of this?"
Me: "Me and Avery will come back. I'll rerez you both, and we'll try again."

Me: yup! so don't worry about it we do have this handled

Breaker: "And the plan?"

Me: still trying to come up with a plan

Me: "Yep."
*Breaker mumbles multiple curse words under his breath*

Me: hey maybe Daffodil could go get the disc I could give him my Everlight so he won't get hurt

*Breaker puts his hands in his pockets and awkwardly looks away from Dara*

*Daffodil walks over curious and jumps into Breaker's pocket*

*Breaker pulls his hands out of his pockets, surprised*
Dara: "Daffodil, get out of there."
Breaker: "No, it's fine."

*He purrs and just sits there feeling superior*
Me: He can fit in your pockets?!

Breaker: "I guess so."

Me: should have seen it coming cats can fit tight spaces

Me: "I'm pretty sure that if Breaker can fit a disc in his pocket, then he can fit an entire cat in his pocket."

Me: yeah true

Me: "...Hey, shouldn't we go around and get everyone together?"

Me: yeah I think Daffodil has this one covered.

Me: “Me neither, but we better hurry before she notices we’re here and runs away.”

Me: let's just confront them and make sure they won't try to run away

Me: “Alright.”
Theta: “I want to derezz her.”
Me: “Don’t.”

Me: yeah contain your murder

Theta: :(

Me: or at least try to okay?

Theta: “Fine.”

Me: thank you

Theta: *muttering begrudgingly* “You’re welcome.”
Me: “Let’s go.”

Me: okay!

Dara: "Of course it's not what I think, it's what I KNOW."

Me: eh whatever you say

*We reach the carrier ship, and Breaker is standing right outside it. He looks at Dara, who goes slightly red.*
Breaker: "Hey."
Dara: "Can we talk? Away from the carrier ship?"
*Breaker walks over*
Breaker: "What is it? And who are these two...?"
Dara: "They're Users."

*Daffodil goes over to Breaker and looks up at them*

Breaker: “What the hell is that?”
Dara: “It’s a cat.”

*Daffodil rubs against Breaker and then pushes Dara close to Breaker*

*Dara immediately steps back*
Dara: “That’s enough, Daffodil.”

*He meows and then tries to push Breaker over to Dara*

Breaker: “Why is the cat doing that?”
Dara: *shrugs*

*He meows at them*

*Phantom looks at Alina for a moment, then clears his throat*
Phantom: "I have a question."

Alina: Ooh what's your question?

Phantom: "Do you have a map...? Because, I, uh, just got lost in your eyes a second ago."

Alina: *starts blushing*

*Phantom smiles*

Alina: *She just goes bright red*

Phantom: ". . ."
*He looks away*
Phantom: "F**k, I forgot my next pickup line."

Alina: Its okaay! just trry to rememberr

Phantom: "What, you want me to remember so I can flirt with you?"

Alina: you seemed uupset whenever you forgot and I doon’t want you to be upset

Byte: “Are you sure?”
*Ram gets up and ruffles Byte’s hair slightly*
Ram: “I’m pretty confident that the User is right, kiddo.”

Me: *Smiles* oh my goodness I just can’t with how cute you and Bit are!
(I really can’t you just drew them so well and I think they both are adorable)

(:D)
*Bit looks at you and smiles*

(I want to hug them!)
Me:I swear if someone hurts either you or Byte I will give them so much pain like using Insect breathing or drag them to the studio

Byte: “Not if my parent murders them first.”

Me: no trust me I’m gonna do it first

Byte: “Probably not, considering Paros is me and Bit’s parent.”
*Bit nods*

Me: mmmmm true but I still would kill them

*Paros and Nyx run back, Paros limping, seriously injured in multiple places. Nyx has their disc, trying to fix their wounds*
Paros: “I’ll just be honest with ya, I was NOT expecting Tron to jump out and attack me like that-“
*They run right into Ram, who wraps his arms around them*
Ram: “You okay?”
Paros: “Yeah, about as fine as someone who just got attacked by one of their best friends can be-“
*Bit immediately gets up, seriously worried*
Nyx: “Don’t worry, Bit, I’m fixing the issue.”

*Macchiato comes over worried*

Paros: "Oh, it's one of the Users that we're supposed to be going after. Of bloody course Clu sent us to do his dirty work."
*Rinzler makes a low growling sound aimed at Paros*
Paros: "Rinzler, shut up. Ya know I'm correct."

Me: well it is true I do agree with that after all he sent both of you

Rinzler: "..."
Paros: "See, mate?"
Rinzler: "..."
Paros: "Ya've never been much for words, have ya? Anyways, YOU."
*They look over at you*
Paros: "I highly suggest ya make this easy for us."

Me: I won't make it easy at all
*I start running off*

*Paros and Rinzler run after you, and Paros trips*
Paros: "Shit-"
*Suddenly, there's the screech of tires against asphalt to your left. The rhythmic pulse of a Light Cycle at full speed. Cold teal light races right toward you.*

Me: Oh shit-

*There's laughter, interspersed with the engine's roar. The Light Cycle stops, just inches away from you.*
Paros: "I bloody told ya to stay back!"
*Nyx gets off of the Light Cycle*
Nyx: "That's not what Clu told me."

Me: Oh f**k!
*I run off again trying to get away*
Me: shit I gotta come up with a plan

*Rinzler continues running after, leading you right to a dead end. Nyx helps Paros to their feet. Paros reaches to their back and draws their disc. It sparks and shivers with energy, and you have no doubt that they're going to try to kill you.*

Me: *looks for any way out* if I have to do it I will

Breaker: "Hmm. Let's see. They've called me an "untrustworthy bastard" with "zero communication skills" and they've said that "my adopted sibling makes better decisions than me". I don't think I can believe that Dara's in love with me. Sorry."

*Daffodil shakes his head and writes "you never know!"*

Breaker: "Uh, yeah, I do know. And they hate me."

*He rolls his eyes*

Breaker: "What, it's true, they hate my guts."

*He shakes his head*

Breaker: "Yes, it is."

*He shakes his head*

Breaker: "It is."

*He shakes his head and writes “Agree to disagree let's just get the job done

*Linux raises his hands in defeat*
Linux: "Okay, okay, I get it."

Me: good

*He sighs as he walks up to everyone. Paros seems unhappy that he's alive.*

Me: alright now say it.

Linux: "I'd like to apologize."
Paros: *mumbling* "Yeah, right."
*Linux glares at Paros*
Linux: "You're not making this any easier."
Paros: "Neither are you, ya bloody wanker!"

Me: Paros, please let them finish

Paros: "And why should I?"

Me: I made them do this

Paros: "To be fair, what's the point in an apology when ya don't mean it?"

Me: oh I made sure they mean it riiiiight? *I look over at Linux*

*He shakes his head*
Rinzler: "...There's been a betrayal."

Kana; oh dear...

Rinzler: ". . ."
*He's silent for a moment.*
Rinzler: ". . .Both Paros and one of the mercenaries. They've switched sides. And they're calling me Tron."

Kana: But Tron is dead...

*Rinzler nods*

Kana: we should take care of the traitors.

*Rinzler nods again*

Kana: is that why you're coming to me?

*Rinzler nods a third time.*

Kana: I figured where did you last see them?

Tron: “The hell are you talking about?”
Paros: “First of all, language. I have children, ya know. Secondly. You obviously have something to tell her.”
*Paros walks over to Lizzie and pushes her into Tron’s arms*

Lizzie: ! *Her face goes really red*
Me: oh you wanna play that game?
*I push Paros into Ram’s arms*

*Both Paros and Ram’s circuits turn purple, and Paros immediately steps away, blushing like crazy*
Paros: “WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!”

Me: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

*Paros sighs frustratedly, but immediately stops and laughs as Tron’s circuitry takes on a slight purple hue as he steps away from Lizzie*

Me: HA all three of you! Man this is going better than I thought!

Me: “Absolute chaos.”
Paros: “SHUT UP.”

Me: make me mother f**ker and just admit that you liked it when I pushed you into Ram’s arms

*Paros looks down and somehow goes an even brighter shade of red than they already were*

Me: mhm yeah thought so

*Melange purrs*
Me: "I missed Gigi."
*Phantom looks at Melange, then at us.*
Phantom: “Uhh, are cats supposed to do that?”
Me: “Melange in particular does that.”
Phantom: “Melange…? Odd name.”
Me: “Huh? Oh, yeah, right, because Melange is French for mixed. It’s not really all that weird, considering Melange could be a mixed breed.”
Phantom: “…I have no idea what that last part even means, but alright.”
*Melange jumps down and starts batting at Phantom’s scarf.*

Me: I don't know Melabge's breed I would have to google it
Alina: *She giggles seeing Melange play with Phantom's scarf*
Me: I'll do that later my safari already has many tabs and I would get caught in a rabbit hole of research

Me: “I’ll do it.”
*I grab my iPod.*
Me: “Okay, let’s see here… Melange is of the blue lynx ragdoll breed. Interesting.”
Phantom: “I still do not know what any of that means.”
Me: “Too bad for you I guess.”

Me: a breed is basically a specific type of cat to put it in shortly

Phantom: “Oh.”

Me: yeah
*Gigi looks around and then jumps down and starts playing with Phantom's scarf as well*

Phantom: "...Another one? Why do cats like playing with my scarf so much?"
*Artois laughs.*
Artois: "Sucks to be you."
Phantom: "Shut up."

Me: Hey at least it isn't a cat climbing down your back and you are in a weird position and they just sit there while you are bent over
(That happened this morning with Colby)

*Artois laughs harder.*
Phantom: "Artois, could you not?"
Artois: "Well, sorry, it isn't my fault it's funny."
Phantom: "Haven't you noticed that you're the only one laughing?"
Artois: "I-"
*They look around for a moment, then back at Phantom.*
Artois: "Ainsi? Mon sens de l'humour est un peu différent. Est-ce une si mauvaise chose?"
Phantom: "Ce n’est pas vraiment une bonne chose que vous preniez les choses qui arrivent aux autres et que vous les traitiez avec autant de légèreté. Je te jure, je pourrais me blesser ou quelque chose du genre, et tu rirais."
Artois: "C'est- Ce n'est pas vrai!"
Phantom: "Il ne semble pas toujours ainsi."
Artois: ". . ."
*Phantom sits down, and Melange climbs onto his shoulder.*

(translation:
Artois: "So? My sense of humor is a little different. Is that such a bad thing?"
Phantom: "It's not really a good thing that you take things that happen to other people and treat them so lightly. I swear, I could hurt myself or something, and you’d laugh.”
Artois: "That's- That's not true!"
Phantom: "It doesn't always seem that way.")

Me: guys don't fight right now
*Gigi also goes on his shoulders*
Me: I think Gigi is trying to copy Melange

Me: “Not really.”
(ok i did some thinking and i have come to the conclusion that im gay)

(Nice)
Me: means that I am walking on thin ice if I don't do what I'm told but they don't know what I am doing and I don't have a mission yet so I'm fine

Me: “Jeez.”

Me: and I am loyal to Wizeman

Me: “…Oh god.”
Dara: “I think I’m missing something here. Who’s Wizeman?”

Me: Wizeman is the creator of nightmarens who wants to steal people's Ideya blah blah blah some evil God yeah apparently he is my "Master" and I have to do what he says like give off nightmares to some kids and steal the Ideya or go get NiGHTS or I die but then again I might get off the hook if I do what Reala does or just simply run of like NiGHTS

Me: "Yeah, uh, that's bad timing, because I've been having nightmares for the last two weeks."
(i actually have)

Me: . . . Dang
(What were they about?)

Me: "Yeah."
(idk how to explain it. most of them had people close to me betraying my trust. one of them had my mom trying to off herself right in front of me and i couldnt stop it. i had another one last night but i cant remember what it was about)

Me: Lately I have not but then again I could also just forget them
(I'm sorry that you have these dreams but was I in one?)

*Someone blocks the way*
Linux: “Going somewhere, Dara?”
Dara: “Great. General Linux.”
Linux: “I just have one simple question, have you seen Paros or Nyx? They were sent to go find a User, and they still haven’t come back.”
Dara: “No. And stop acting like you’re of a higher rank than other generals. You know you’re all equal. Or, you’re possibly of an even lower rank than them.”
Linux: “Hmm. And you’re just a simple mechanic. Easily replaceable.”

*Daffodil hides behind Dara*

Linux: “What is that?”
Dara: “That’s none of your business, General.”
Linux: “Oh, but it is.”
Dara: “No, it’s not. Now let me leave.”
Linux: “Ha, sorry. No.”
*Dara kicks Linux right in the face, knocking him over.*
Dara: “Give up?”
*Linux doesn’t even bother to respond.*
Dara: “Thought so.”
*They walk around him and exit the carrier ship as if nothing happened.*

*Daffodil goes next to Linux and bap their face to check if they are okay*

*He’s been knocked out. Jeez.*

*He meows*

*Linux doesn’t wake up.*
Dara: “He’ll be fine. Don’t worry.”

*He walks over to Dara*

*Dara runs over to us and hands me the disc*
Dara: “Damnit, that was close…”
Breaker: “You alright there?”
Dara: “I’m fine.”

*He meows*

Paros: "................I screwed up. Can ya help me actually get a bomb?"
???: "No. You, me, and Tron, we... We used to believe in the Users. What happened to that?"
Paros: "...Just WHO are you? Because if ya are who I think ya are, then.. That's impossible. Nope. Ya aren't him. Now come on, already, we're going to Clu. Nyx, Rinzler, you both are witnesses, you're coming too."
Nyx: "Do you think that program is that guy you keep talking about? What was his name? Ram?"
Paros: ". . .Just be quiet, Nyx. I don't need to be reminded of my past."

Me: It is a possibility trust me on that it happened a few times with me

Paros: "...It isn't. Either way, I already said this, I don't need to be reminded. Everything that happened in the ENCOM system... I don't want to talk about it. I don't want it mentioned. I don't even want to think about it. So shut up, everyone."
*The smoke bomb goes off*
Paros: "F**k, I can't see!"

Me: HAHA
*I run off but also look for the handcuffed program*

*You bump right into Rinzler, who still has his Discs*

Me: you know what I don't have to go after them just yet!
*I run off as fast as I can*

*You eventually get out of the smoke*

Me: Yes! さようなら bitches!
*I continue running*

Nyx: "Hey!"
*He's standing on the rooftop right above you*
Nyx: "What the hell are you doing?"

Me: Running off and I don't need you to stop me!
*I continue running*

*Andrei smiles*
Me: “Alright, should we teleport back, or…?”
Theta: “Oh f**k.”
Andrei: “Don’t say that, Theta.”
Theta: “I’m an adult. Why does everyone seem to forget that?”
Me: *mumbling* “Because you’re short.”
Theta: “I HEARD THAT!!”

Me: well suck it up because we are teleporting
*I teleport all of us back*

Theta: “I hate it.”
Me: “Get used to it, pal.”
*I look around to make sure everyone is still alive and well.*
Me: *mumbling* “Okay, good.”
*I look at Phantom, who is sitting down and leaning against the wall, then over at you.*
Me: *whispering to you* “Should we just get it out of the way? Also, do we tell Alina that Phantom’s going to have to..”
*Phantom looks up at us*
Phantom: “I heard my name?”
Me: “Just wait a moment, dude.”
*He shrugs and looks back away, clearly starting to zone out.*

Me: *whispers* let's explain it the best way we can to both of them so that way no on is surprised

*I nod*

Me: let's get them right now then

Me: “Oh god, here we go. Uh, Phantom, Alina?”
*Phantom looks back up*
Phantom: “…Yes?”

*Alina jumps in shock hearing her name*

Me: “We need to talk to y’all.”
Phantom: “About?”
Me: *mumbling* “..Oh, shit…”

Me: canyou come with us we would like to talk in private with you guys

Ram: "Why me, though?"

Me: because your right here.

Byte: "It's also probably because Bit saw Paros kiss you as if they're your counterpart. Which, are you their counterpart?"
Ram: "No? Also, I'm pretty sure Paros only did that because they weren't thinking."
Byte: "They clearly weren't, but it still seemed genuine."

Me: yeah that is true
(should I bring Macchiato?)

(Yes. just yes)
Byte: "But then again, when are they ever thinking?"
Ram: "A lot, actually. If they weren't thinking, they would have brought you and Bit along with them just a few moments ago."

Me: yeah... hey do you guys want to see a cat?

Byte: "What's a cat?"

Me: It's a pet that you can take care of
*I bring over Macchiato and he looks around*

*Bit lets go of Ram's leg and walks over to Macchiato curiously*

*Macchito rubs against Bit*

Nyx: "Look, get back here, I'm not going to hurt you. I just want to know what the hell is going on. Who that guy is, if Rinzler really is Tron, and also why Paros mixed up a smoke bomb and a regular bomb."

Me: No! I don't trust you!

Nyx: "If I wanted to attack you, I would already have my machete out. I'm just here to help Paros if they get hurt."

Me: I wouldn't want to even hurt them they might be fine and if you want them not to get hurt go to them then I still don't trust you!

Nyx: "Jeez. I just want a few questions f**king answered."

Me: to bad!

*Nyx shakes his head in disbelief*
Nyx: *mumbling* "Users are f**king weird."
*They look back at you*
Nyx: "Look, is Rinzler really Tron or not? Just answer that."

Me: yes yes he is but he is refusing to believe that unfortunately.

Nyx: "Thanks!"
*He runs off*

Me: Uh no problem I guess? Well, I still should keep my guard up.
*I continue to run*

Paros: *mumbling* "Where are ya...?"
*They look around, waiting for some sort of sound to follow*

*I try to stay still*

Paros: "Hmm."
*They kneel down and place their hand on the ground, revealing bright outlines of your very own footsteps. Paros may be nearsighted, but the blurry traces of light are all they need to track you down. They get up, follow the light, and find you.*
Paros: "Told ya."

Me: F**k you did I'll give you that but I'm not giving up that easy
*I run off again*

*Paros follows, throwing their disc at you*

Me: Shit!
*I move out of the way*
Me: damn it I'm getting tired

*Paros chuckles to themself and catches up to you*

Me: Crap!
*I run faster*

Paros: "Ya can't keep running, ya know that."

Me: but I can try too!

*Phantom is derezzed. I text back, "ok good thanks for that bro".*
Paros: "Poor fella. What even was the deal with him?"

Me: There was a bug in his code so in order to help with that we had to derezz him but when we left Dave texted me saying he didn't do it so I had to take matters into my own hands
*I text you "No problem but for some reason it was hard to do prob shouldn't think to deep about it tho"*

Paros: "Hmm."
*Paros picks up a weird knife on the ground and inspects it. I text back, "wow, looks like someone is finally able to have emotions /j"*

Me: What is it Paros?
*I look back at the text and roll my eyes*

Paros: “I dunno, mate. Some sort of butterfly knife.”
*They put it in their cape pocket.*

Me: *Starts giggling randomly* sorry it just reminds me of something

Paros: “What?”

Me: you wouldn't understand

Paros: “Ah, alright then.”

Me: yeah don't worry about it

Clu: "What brought you here?"

*He points at Clu*

Clu: *chuckles* "You're here because of me?"

*He shakes his head and tries to make the word "Motive"*

Clu: ?

*He walks over to Clu*

*Clu looks down at Daffodil, confused*

*He rubs against his legs*

*Clu steps back*

*He meows*

Me: “Prevent shit from happening.”
Theta: “What?”
Me: “…You don’t want to know.”

Me: good idea… hey do I need to kill anyone to prevent that or can we like do it peacefully?

Me: “Well, the whole chain starts because of Syntax. We should aim for doing things peacefully, but if it comes down to it… You know.”

Me: If I have to do it I’m doing it with a smile on my face and torturing them if that’s okay..

Me: “Yo, chill man.”

Me: okay fine but can I at least make it slow and painful by cutting off their limbs first and then the head?

Me: “I said chill. We don’t know what’s gonna happen.”

Me: okay okay okay I’ll chill

Me: “Good.”
Theta: “Who’s Syntax?”
Me: “Once again, you don’t wanna know.”

Me: trust us you really don’t

Phantom: "I haven't gotten good sleep in-"
*He starts counting on his fingers*
Phantom: "Three or four?"
Me: "Three or four what? Millicycles? Cycles?"
Phantom: "Yeah, maybe five."
Me: "FIVE WHAT?!"
Phantom: *just trying to piss me off at this point* "Yes."

Alina: j-j-just answer t-t-them.

Phantom: "Do I look like I want anyone to worry about me? No."

Alina: w-w-well I’m s-still worried

Phantom: "Please don't be. I'm fine."

Alina: A-A-Are you s-s-sure?

Phantom: "Yeah."

Alina: I s-s-still am t-t-though

Phantom: "Why?"

Alina: b-b-because I c-care about y-you

Paros: "Are ya all hearing this? Are ya seeing this? AM I HALLUCINATING?"
Phantom: "No, you are not. If you were, I'd ask if it was your first time."
*Everyone just sort of looks at Phantom.*
Phantom: "What? Given that I used to be constantly tired and wouldn't sleep, I hallucinated a lot. Why is anyone surprised?"
Me: *sigh* "How are you even still alive?"
Phantom: "You're forgetting that I died earlier."

Alina: *she looks at him concerned*
?? : *Giggles* oh if only you had what I required then it would've been so easy but unfortunately you do not although one does but it would be hard to acquire it

Paros: "Ya aren't taking sh- ANYTHING from anyone."
*Paros grabs a grenade.*
Paros: "Show yourself, but don't make any sudden moves. No illusion-y anything. The second I throw this and it makes contact with something, it'll explode. Got it?"

?? : aww well I'll tell you you will be surprised by me and I only take one thing that I can actually take but because you are programs you don't have what I need so chill

Me: "Oh, I know what this is. Whatever."
Nyx: "What is it?"
Me: "Long story."

?? : no spoilers Dave this is fun for me! Anyways I wouldn't even take yours because you need it