turkey the kind of guy to get circles for legs when he runs really fast

turkey the type of guy to jump in a fight and start a cloud

turkey the kind of guy to have steam come out of his ears when he gets pissed

turkey the kind of guy to jump around when he gets burnt

Looney Tunes villain stereotype

Turkey the kind of guy to say "Geronimo" when he jumps into a pool

turkey the kind of guy to slip forever on ice

turkey the type of guy to get overinflated balloon lookin ahh heart eyes and go "hubba hubba hubba" when he see's a hot girl:

(which will never happen)

turkey the type of guy to creep women out so much they teleport all their private parts 1000 miles away