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When I was 12, I had those plushie octopi that can change mood if you turn it inside out. Because I was 12 (and therefore questioning sex) I decided to try f**king it. It was only a matter of time before I came. It felt so good at that moment, but I felt super ashamed of myself. I cleaned up the semen, and lectured myself with the catholic knight talk.