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"This is the end of Side One. Please turn cartridge over for Side Two." | CAN'T SLEEP? MIND RACING FROM PROBLEM TO PROBLEM? YOU'RE NOT ALONE. HERE ARE SOME TIPS ON MANAGING YOUR ANXIETY AND TAKING CONTROL AGAIN. 1. YOU MAY BE OVERSTIMULATED. TURN OFF THAT TV. CLOSE ALL YOUR NEWS APPS. POP ANOTHER XANAX OR TWO. 2. MAKE A LIST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, RANKING THEM BY COURT DATES AND LIKELY JAIL TIME. THEN LIST PEOPLE YOU CAN BLAME OR BRIBE AND, IF NECESSARY, POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTES. 3. CALL A PARENT, MENTOR, OR SENATE MINORITY LEADER AND SEEK THEIR ADVICE. REDIAL ALL NIGHT UNTIL SOMEONE PICKS UP. 4. TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE A PROUD, STRAIGHT, RICH, WHITE MALE. FEAR IS FOR LIBERALS AND MINORITIES, NOT FOR YOU. YOU ARE POWERFUL. YOU ARE IN CHARGE. YOUR WILL CANNOT BE QUESTIONED. YOUR FATE CANNOT BE DICTATED... | image tagged in memes,trump,can't sleep | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
218 views • 10 upvotes • Made by anonymous 1 year ago in politicsTOO
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Toejoe
5 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Watch re-runs of Tucker Carlson while clutching an American flag.
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4 ups, 1y
Tucker laughs at libs | image tagged in tucker laughs at libs | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
alf_schumway
0 ups, 1y,
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"Grab the book of Hitler's speeches from your night stand & read until you're lost in dreamland."
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1 up, 1y
that does sound like him
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    CAN'T SLEEP? MIND RACING FROM PROBLEM TO PROBLEM? YOU'RE NOT ALONE. HERE ARE SOME TIPS ON MANAGING YOUR ANXIETY AND TAKING CONTROL AGAIN. 1. YOU MAY BE OVERSTIMULATED. TURN OFF THAT TV. CLOSE ALL YOUR NEWS APPS. POP ANOTHER XANAX OR TWO. 2. MAKE A LIST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, RANKING THEM BY COURT DATES AND LIKELY JAIL TIME. THEN LIST PEOPLE YOU CAN BLAME OR BRIBE AND, IF NECESSARY, POSSIBLE ESCAPE ROUTES. 3. CALL A PARENT, MENTOR, OR SENATE MINORITY LEADER AND SEEK THEIR ADVICE. REDIAL ALL NIGHT UNTIL SOMEONE PICKS UP. 4. TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE A PROUD, STRAIGHT, RICH, WHITE MALE. FEAR IS FOR LIBERALS AND MINORITIES, NOT FOR YOU. YOU ARE POWERFUL. YOU ARE IN CHARGE. YOUR WILL CANNOT BE QUESTIONED. YOUR FATE CANNOT BE DICTATED...