Facts
You always forget the most important things yet you VIVIDLY remember something STUPID like how fast you ate breakfast on January 16th, 2017

I choked on my breakfast on January 16th, 2017, leading to a 5-year coma and a battle for my life.

Nevermind, 2013

pancakes

and 11:14&45 milliseconds, 11:12&57 milliseconds if you count when i put the last bite in my mouth

It took me weeks to remember the name of my vice principal

same