I know exactly what you guys are thinking and no

This can go either good
Or really messed up
Or PTSD filled

Very much so

1. You might as well make something wholesome
2. Something weird and cursed (like what soap did to poor wendy from South Park)
3. This one is redacted due to the spam/meme plug rule

professor snape and igor karkaroff making out in the potions storage

them 2