Well, there may be internet in Bikini Bottom, but there ain't any way that the secret formula is going to be there. Besides, Karen is more of a heart monitor thingy. No because you don't have any of Jesus' powers, and besides that, you are 100% in jail. Technically yes, but it would end up tragic since the cameraman would catch you doing a crime, so long story short, he shows the recording to the FBI. Depends. Some people call it family room. Also depends. You could also reffer to it as competition, conflict, opposition, and many more. It's in fact not infinite because of the borders around the world. It's just bigger than Earth, so the sun goes REALLY fast around it. Perhaps the event was not THAT fancy unlike as told in the adaptation, so Cinderella maybe brought lace shoes which untied.