RPG.mp3

Me: Oh great. We're doing this again.

CM: "The clapperboard man who you played and tried to make do a take 2."

*Well. Now we got 2 clapperboard mans.*
Someone in the background: Cool!

*It means sustaining hits*

Me: Sustaining? What does that mean?

Google Assistant: "2. undergo or suffer (something unpleasant, especially an injury)."

Me: Oooh.

*The final one fires off a Rollout attack*

Me: Keep rolling they say.

*It rolls back into its spot by attacking you instead of Kool boy*

Me: ............ It hit my nuggets! (By nuggets, I mean nuts)

*It's your turn again!*

*I swipe my sword at one of them*
Me: That's for hitting my nuggets!

*As soon as you leave, there's a surprise encounter with a few Ghost Worshippers!*

Me: Fighting already.

Kool boy: "Yeah"

Me: Ooh boy.

*Enemies: 3 Ghost Worshippers*

Me: Idk if I remember these but. They are another variant of a worshipper right?

*Yep*

Me: Ok

*It's your turn!*

Me: Okay. Do I have any abilities and weapons tho?

*Well that's because we keep forgetting it and piling posts over it*

Me: Well that explains why we can't do that anymore.

*Now, you've been restarted at the Town, where you can rest. There will be towns across the game, along with Checkpoints where there's no town nearby. Checkpoint Houses are resting areas you can go to and rest up your team at.*

Me: Alright. Is that all?

*Yeah, now we can start.*

Me: Alright

*Now, there are currently no enemies, as you entered the town. Enemies will appear again when you exit.*

Me: So basically the town is like a safe zone.

*Yeah*
Kool boy: "Our current goal is to make it to the gates into Evil Town"

Me: Ok.

*Kool boy ues Rollout on them*

Me: It better not bounce back

*The one who got Hyper Voiced is down!*

Me: One down 2 to go

*Suddenly, the other 2 get KO'd by someone*
???: "Don't attack them."
*It's David!*

Me: David! Wait you told us not to attack them?

David: "No, I was talking to these guy."

Me: Oh

*. . .
SOTP SAYING "Oh" TO EVERYTHI-*

*Don't bring up an argument please! We're not doing it like last time! Just deal with it for crying out loud!*

*OK FINE BUT REMEMBER: I AM THE BOSS OF THE NARRATORS.*

*Whatever. Mr bossy man.*
Me: Can you 2 stop interrupting our dialogue! Jeez.
Man in the background: Should we take 2?

*THAT IS NARRATOR TO Y-*

<Take 2>

*I ALREADY SAID IT TWICE, YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF THIS "TaKe 2" BULLSHIT, OUR CLAPPERBOARD MAN IS. AND HE NEVER SAID TO DO A TAKE 2.*

<Shut up and don't interrupt stuff. Also David can you say that line again?>
Me: I don't think this is going anywhere. I'm going to the gamer party.

*I PLAY CLAPPERBOARD MAN. NOT YOU.*
CM: "That's right!"

<Well guess what. I don't care who plays it. And now Paleo is going to the Gamer Party now because of you narrators sometimes interrupt for no reason.>
*Oh come on man! We sometimes don't interrupt!*
<Don't make me bring out a flashback>

CM: "You will once I turn you into a clapperboard!"

*I'm sorry who are you?*

*You have your magical sword.*

Me: Oh right, I forgot I still had that from that one shop.
*Uses Magical Sword on one of the ghost worshippers*

*It somehow effects it even though it's a ghost*

Me: Well it's because I think ghosts are weak to magic.

*Kool boy uses his Hyper Voice*

Me: That was loud as fck.

*He then gets a Magic Blast shot at him*
[btw before you dodge the magic blast coming at you remember you can only dodge some of the time and only when you have the dodge skill]

Me: When do I need a dodge skill anyway.

*Listen you can't tank all this damage so that's where the Revival Spell comes in handy, another party member can revive you

Me: I don't tank