Bad Pun Dog

Yeah I'd be scared if my mom saw I searched up the Persian Empire

I'd be scared when my mom sees that I searched perfect ways to kill somebody

........

What did you think would be on my search history for "p" 🤨

Photos of dead cows

Nah- in all honesty it's Pokemon stuff-

Photos of naked pokemos

No 🤨

Pokemon porn

GOD NO-

Ok

Pokemons - how to have sex with pokemons

No

?

Just no

What would show up:
Pigeons
Purple flowers that grow in the Pacific Northwest
Past presidents of the USA
Pigeon food chewy
Ect

....you forgot one 😏😏😏

What

Why would anyone look that up? Are you so horny or some shit, like what the f**k. Please cchnage and grow as a person.

*change

Cchnage

Learn to get a joke, underage

bro took it to personally like dawm man it is just a joke like shut the hell up

He literally said “bird porn”

Shut the f**k up. Why do you have to make every single damn thing sexualized? People like you disgust me sometimes.

I like to add humor

This shit is NOT funny nor is it even remotely right.

Learn to get a joke

I don't wanna really wanna go
I don't really wanna stay
But I really hope and pray
Can we get it together
Get it together
(Mustard on the beat, ho)
I put the new Forgi's on the G
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my n**gas got it out the streets
I keep a hunnid racks, inside my jeans
I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
Now a n**ga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
I was broke now I'm rich, these n**gas salty
All this designer on my body got me drip, drip (ayy)
Straight up out the Yajects, I'm a big Crip
If I got a pint of lean, I'ma sip, sip
I run the racks up with my queen, like London and Nip
But I got rich on all these n**gas, I didn't forget, bet
I had to go through the struggle, I didn't forget that
I hopped inside of the Maybach and now I can sit back
These bitches know me now, 'cause I got them big racks
'Cause I'm gettin' money now, I know you heard that
Young n**ga on the corner, bitch, I had to serve crack
Uncle fronted me some P's had to get them birds back
We came up on dirty money, I gave it a bird bath
Cut off the brain and I give my bitch a new coupe
Either you frontin' Yah Gang or ya SuWoop
Got a New Orleans bitch and man that pussy voodoo
And I'm that n**ga now, who knew?
I put the new Forgi's on the G
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my n**gas got it out the streets
I keep a hunnid racks, inside my jeans
I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
Now a n**ga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
I was broke now I'm rich, these n**gas salty
I been wakin' up to get the money, whoa, whoa
Got a bad bitch, her ass tatted, whoa, whoa
Givenchy to my toes, two twins, I'm f**kin' 'em both
I put in a new AP, the water like a boat
I was down bad on my dick, where was you n**gas at?
I know you turned your back on me, just to get some racks
I seen you swerve back, 'cause I'm in the black 'Bach
New diamonds on me, f**k a flash, this ain't SnapChat
'Cause I been gettin' paid
Yellow diamonds on me look like lemonade
Got my baby mama that new Bentayga
Tryna get the dough, Joe, like a sensei, yeah
Rolls Royce umbrellas when I'm in the rain
I just mind my business
I got brothers that did the time, I ain't kiddin'
All these rappers just talk about it, I live it
Goin' up, I ain't got no sky limit, yeah, yeah, yeah
I put the new Forgi's on the G
I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cause all my

Well ok then

Exactly

No. That’s uncool dude

it's scienetifical imposible