"What's your plan for this land dad?"; "Well, I thought we could turn part of it into a shooting range for people that enjoy AK47s. We are also going to create a place for mud buggy competitions.
We might even host the next Woodstock. "Your mom told me, all of that would happen over her dead body."; "Well Dad, I guess you can scrap those ideas."; "Nope, I figure at the most it will only put us three days behind schedule. Now go grab a shovel."
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