MSTV Nightly News: Thursday, April 13, 2023; It's what some are calling "Weirdmageddon 2" as the anomalous event in a town called "Gravity Falls" that the government has warned about finally happened this morning. 20 dead after a dorito fought a cosmic worm over the town. Meanwhile, suicide rates across MSMG are up. No major updates from the war between the Crusader Stream and TheHiddenHornyStream. Inspiring story: How one former gay man became the most homophobic man in the state of Texerkana. That's Nightly News for this Thursday night, I'm William Brians, I'll see you back here tomorrow night.
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