this new name for the streaming service is not gonna last long

YES I'M HEAR TO FINALLY ANNOUNCE THE NEW NAME OF OUR STREAMING SERVICE MAX AND I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME MAKE THIS NAME CHANGE POSSIBLE; AND I MEAN EVERY; (GASPS); AND I AIN'T DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT NO MORE BECAUSE I AM OUT OF HERE I'LL BE TAKING THIS WITH ME; NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU GOLDEN PILE OF CRAP I ALREADY ANNOUNCED THE NAME CHANGE AND I'M NOT CHANGING IT BACK AND YOUR NEVER GONNA LEAVE ME EVER YOUR GONNA STAY WITH ME FOR THE REST YOUR SAD MISERABLE 100 YEARS OF EXISTANCE YOU WILL OBEY WHAT I SAY OKAY DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HOW ABOUT THIS I FLIP YOU OFF YOU GIVE ME BACK WHAT YOU STOLE FROM ME AND JUST SELL ME TO COMCAST OR AMAZON ABOUT DOING THAT INSTEAD BECAUSE YOUR IRREDEEMABLE HOW ABOUT THAT; OH YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH THAT'S THE WAY WE'LL PLAY IF YOU WON'T RESPECT ME I'LL MAKE YOU RESPECT ME!