damn got hands

"WAIT YOUR ALSO MISSING A HAND!? IM NOT ALONE!!!!!!"

He can still grab stuff unlike you

"I CAN GRAB STUFF WITH MY BEAK!"

Not without accidentally eating it. Here let me give you a HAND with that

"STOP. WITH. HAND. PUNS."

I'm not just missing my hand! I'M MISSING THE REST OF MY GOD-D*MN ARM, ALL I HAVE IS THIS STUB, However, I used a knife to sharpen it, So now I don't have to use my knife anymore!

"OOOOO!"