comment what I'll say (pls funni)

yes

Platonically

I love you like I love black licorice I do not

*gives hug getting bad that she is crying*

If i didn´t then id be dead

"Sorry, but you ain't gettin my meat!"

oop-

When the children in my basement want actual food

fr

I save it for the men tied up in my attic

"how do you keep it all together, man?"

lmao

(just laugh for an unsettling amount of time)

oop-

nah nah honey im good i could have another one but i probally shouldnt

lol

"Nah"

already got someone.