oldie but goody

School nurses when you break every bone in your body, get possessed by a demon, and lose an entire limb:

I C E

Me: feels physical dent in my head
Nurse: I C E

Sorry didn't mean to do this is as a reply

Because most of them are not trained for authentic medical care

They went to med school to throw ice on children lmao XD

Hey, at least they don't say "Walk it off," like every dad in the universe

I know right? Oh, you got crushed by a tractor, have severe blood loss, and 17 deadly diseases?
W A L K I T O F F

Also, don't touch the thermostat or change the TV channel nobody's watching

guys i have ebola ☣💀

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me right now

Lmao spider i think ya meant cause more

the nurse said i have internal bleeding but that its fine because that's where my blood is supposed to be

my arm: snaps in half
the nurse: puts on antibiotic spray

72gpob.jpg (click to show) nah, it's an ice pack for me

Thank yall for all the feedback lmao
I broke a new view record

No they course mor bleeding then put an ice pack on your head

*ice pack

i was just thinking of posting this exact comment lol

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