Uhh...please put the gun down-

Oh hello
Having one of those days, I see.
Haha, me too.

[He shoots a rocket at you then disappears]

*I caught the rocket and flew on it away*

[He looks disappointed]

*I jumped off before it hit a wall*
Okay, thanks for the free ride-

Oh god-

[This is the 69th comment]

(Interesting)
So, you gonna put the gun down, or am I gonna be spitting bullets up your- anyway. Put. It. Down.

Unhinged Dave: No

Alright, I'll just-
*walks away and starts popping corn*

Unhinged Dave: [Also walks away]

*burns popcorn, then let's it turn to hot ash, before quietly following UD*

[He shoots behind him]

*I blocked it with the pan the popcorn ash was in, then quickly ran up and sprinkled him with the nearly flaming ash*

Unhinged Dave: Are you serious right neow?

Uhh, not really yet.
Thought you'd like the symbol of my life for a long time.

[He shoots you]

*inhales bullet*
Hey, remember when I said that I'd spit bullets?

[He vanishes]

I'll wait...

[He teleports behind you and shoots you several times in your back before you could do anything]

*I just absorbed the bullets*
...ha-ha, very funny.

[He then picks you up and YEETS you in a dumpster then disappears]

Oh god not my family-
*I got out of the dumpster, with a bit extra money*

[He comes back...WITH A F**KING ROCKET LAUCHER]

Oh cool
Hold on a sec
*I whisper into a speaker*
...launch.

D: *scared Leif noises*

Hi-

Uh...

Why do you have gunshot wounds-

Oh wait..

Was it Unhinged Dave that did this to you?

Uhhh-

.
.
.
.
.
.
Y e p :[

:[

:((

Oh no :[[[[[

😭

[Gets you out of the dumpster...gently]

Unhinged Dave: Do you wanna die? Spoiler alert, you don't get to decide

[He shoots you in your leg and runs off]

D:> *cry*

[Wait, he actually comes back and shoots you several times]

x.x

[He shoots several more times for no reason then yeets your body in a dumpster]

X--X

[You respawn alive...BUT...your gunshot wounds are still there]

....ow- :[

[I suddenly appear in the alleyway [Which is where we're at right now]

..?

Oh-

hi-

You wouldn't do that to HIM <3 right?
right?

[I forced out some words]

"T...th..an...k y.....ou...."

👍

*Shoots Dave*

[Blood was dripping from me]

One second

*Shoots Dave more*

Unhinged Dave: Bro are you serious right neow?

[He walks over to you]

•.•

*Calls Bambi*

[He's dead...Unhinged Dave killed him]

(Oh shit-)

UHHH-
*C-calls Brob?*

[He shot Brobgonal too]

*CALLS LITERALLY ANYONE WHO'S ALIVE-*

[Expunged appears]

*Oh thank god- I was actually going to call them next-*

Expunged: Hey-

HELP

Unhinged dave: Da*n it, you're still alive

[He shoots you several times, giving you no time to react or do anything]

•.•
Uhmm.... Ow?

Unhinged Dave: [Points his gun at your leg]

[He shoots it several times, and does the same to the other, making you immobile]

[He then walks away]

Uhm... Okay-

*Calls Idk*

[Picks up the phone]

Hello?

U-uhm...

Dave f**king shot my legs- I can't walk-

*Cries*

hE kIlLeD mY bOi GoNtA

Oh no :[

Well, I'll be right there in about...

[Teleports in front of you]

Now-

....

Oh god..

MY BOIIIIIIII-

(I love how I don't care about being shot I just care about- *cry* MY BOIIIII-)

[Then suddenly, Unhinged Dave comes back, pointing his gun at me, but I don't notice]

I'm sorry about what happened... :[

OH GOD- LOOK BEHIND YOU-

[Expunged grabs Unhinged Dave and crushes him]

Expunged: [Disappears]

•.•
Damn
So uh...
Do you want your wheelchair back?

Crippled Unhinged Dave: Y......y..e..s

*Slides wheelchair over*

So uh... Are you sane yet?

C.U.D: Ye..s......

Good!

Now . . . .

*Grabs pistol*

Either you find a way to bring my boi back and apologize to him, or.... I kill everyone here :D

[Then suddenly, Gonta respawns]

. . . .

Yay!
:D

[And meanwhile, I'm just suffering]

MY BOII YAYA-

Oh-

*Helps you*

Unhinged Dave: Does it look LIKE I F**KING CARE?

:(
B-but
:(

Unhinged Dave: [Shoots without any hesitation]

[(Btw, Unhinged Dave is just Dave but has gone completely insane)]

I-

*sobs in corner*

Unhinged Dave: You're next if you don't shut the hell up, b*tch

*Sobs louder*
MY BOIIIIII

Unhinged Dave: [Points his gun at you]

Unhinged Dave: I said, shut the f**k up b*tch

MY BOIIIIII

*Cries until someone f**king helps- WHERE THE F**K IS EVERYONE-*

Unhinged Dave: [Shoots you]

Unhinged Dave: You should've listened to me

*Still f**king alive*

•.•

Uh...okay..

[Looks behind me]

O_O

UHHHH....PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME..

Unhinged Dave: [He shoots me anyway, in my neck, stomach, arms and legs several times before I could do anything]

[I fall over...in a LOT of pain]

........

[I start to silently cry, as I couldn't do anything....or move....]

Haha

*Pulls out gun*

Would you like to play Russian Roulette... Nagito the Ultimate Luck version? I've only took out one bullet, so there is a 1/6 chance one of us will survive!

Unhinged Dave: Oh, if you do that, I'll kill your friend over there...completely..

Unhinged Dave: And THEN I'll do the same to YOU

Unhinged Dave: And also, no matter how many times you shoot me, it won't hurt

Bro do you not know how Russian Roulette works-

Unhinged Dave: ...... [Just...shoots both of your arms several times]

•.•

Dang uhhh-
Okay-

Haha

Y o u
f u c k i n g
k i l l e d
m y
b o y
I
w i l l
n o t
m e s s
a r o u n d
a n y m o r e

Unhinged Dave: [Is busy pointing his gun at me]

[I was also coughing up blood..like...a lot of blood...]

A w h
h e l l m
n a h
I ' m a
m a k e
y o u
g e t
b a c k
i n
t h a t
f u c k i n g
w h e e l c h a i r

Unhinged Dave: [He looks at you]

"No"

[He then shoots at your knee several times]

l m a o
*Shoots his legs*
Have fun in the wheelchair