The GOP is the party of people who failed at defining what it means to be a "successful" person.

WE'RE JUST ONE BIG SHAMEFULLY SHAMELESS GRIFT NOW! BUT VOTE FOR US AND PERHAPS YOU, TOO, CAN ONE DAY SELL ENOUGH THINGS THAT NOBODY NEEDS TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE FOR MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE; TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THINGS NOBODY NEEDS TO IMPRESS PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE!