if i saw the one on the left in my room i would grab it by the throat, slam it against my wall 20 times and then go full john wick and stab that f**ker in the eye with a pencil as many times as i could before the pencil broke, then grab a heavy object and whack them with it until they're unconscious then go to my kitchen to grab a knife and stab that f**ker in the gut 20 times before slamming the knife into their skull as hard as possible and then getting some trashbags and hauling their body out to my trashcan and then go on with my day as nothing happened