Imma.go.be.a.lesbian.bish’s announcement temp

*steals your last knife*

And I'm gonna steal your knives!

IDK if you know who I am but- if you know, then yes, I am back....TO STEAL KNIVES!

No please!

Too late! *steals your knives and leaves one behind because I'm not THAT evil enough to steal every knife*

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Lol you got rejected from the Beetlejuice think L

I’m not doing it again im tired

Beetlejuice..

Yes…

Beetlejuice..

YES!

Bee-

Oh this is gonna be so good!!!!

-cause!

No!

You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse

Yes!

Beetlejuice

Yes!

Being young and female doesn't mean I'm an easy mark

“Beetlejuice is s*xy
Beetlejuice is smart
Bj is a graduate of Juilliard
He can help
We found him on yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice!”

"What the heck was that?!"

"Do violating!"

Dont yea wanna see dad suffer?

I think I'd rather jump off-

No!

I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark

Yes, life sucks but not that much
Okay, Beetlejuice

No!

I may be su!c!dal
Bur Beetlejuice
It's not as if I've lost my mind

That was possession any ghost can do that in less than one lesson

Any ghost?

No!

Mhm-

Beetlejuice
Be a doll and spare the lecture

So playing hardball huh?you are, tougher than you look-

I just wanna know who I'm working with, got any references?

A dog! B town! My old pals!

"You get away from her! Lydia this is a dangerously unstable individual"

Ah! I’m offering you a full time Spector!

Are you any good?

You betcha, trust me baby!

I just met 'ya
Really, it's a flattering offer

Er rah!

Beetlejuice is sexy!
Beetlejuice is smart!
BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
He can help,
We found him on yelp
Our troubles all ended the days we befriended him
Ever word is the truth!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

"What the heck was that?"

"So violating!"

“Make him say your name!”

I'll make him say my name!

This was fun

Yes

Yup pretty much any ghost wil do

Then Beetlejuice, what do I need tou for?

Woah woah woah woah
Hold up girl im your pal
They’re sweet but im a demon straight from hell
I know i went a little hard on myself
But we’re b f f f’s forever agh!

"Lydia!"

"What? He's already dead, and you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff"

We don't need that demon, the three of us alone can wreck dads evening

Together we can make a grown man weep guys, I got a dinner date to keep

"Okay, so what's the plan?"

Teach Dad a lesson, he's gonna freak when we possess him

So, he wants the perfect daughter, I'll lead that lamb to slaughter. Yeah, I got game

I'm gonna make him say my name

“Lidia!”