joke rp, but no romance or erp, pls

i do nothing

*the individual in front of the olive garden just stands there*

*about to breath* *inhales* *opens lips to a 180 degrees rotation* *about to talk* *mutter* *looks* *stares* *glares* hello.

(The Strange Individual): Hello.

do you are has stupid?

much not here

(Sorry.)

???: I'm just looking at this olive garden, in case you were wondering.

hmmm

bad chat imgflip.com/i-page/7hkgix

whar

pick one

good chat imgflip.com/i-page/7hkgm3

I can't, they're private images 😪

lie

Bush Head: *makes the same flabbergasted expression*

*Josiah looks at you*

Josiah : bro why the f**k are you doing that too

Bush Head: no f**king clue
why are you

Josiah: because its the olive garden
why the f**k wouldnt i

Bush Head: oh
i thought you were staring at an actual garden of olives

Josiah: does that look like a garden of olives to you

*Josiah points to the restaurant*

excuse me do you want to play Ohio chess with me

Me: *joins bro*